So just in case Trump starts a war with Australia

[Roofus]

I hope we can all still be friends, even though we should have gone to war with you Aussie bastards years ago.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

We'll have a war, a cricket Waugh!

[Skynet]

I hope we can all still be friends, even though we should have gone to war with you Aussie bastards years ago.

Lucky for you we'll be too drunk to fight back. Plus they took our guns away.

[ian]

I hope we can all still be friends, even though we should have gone to war with you Aussie bastards years ago.

Be careful of our wild life!! The spiders are becoming resistant to all forms of attack. I tried to spray a funnel web.. mortein and pea beu didn't kill it..
so I tried literally drowning it in pea beu.. that didn't kill it. so I smacked it with a thong and the fucker was still flinching when it fell to the floor of the shed...

you can kill us.. but you'll never take the animals or insects. and the flies will drive you all crazy in 20 minutes..

[Skynet]

so I smacked it with a thong and the fucker was still flinching when it fell to the floor of the shed...

I know what you mean, but I couldn't help but read this from an American's point of view.

[OrangeRibbon]

so I smacked it with a thong and the fucker was still flinching when it fell to the floor of the shed...

I know what you mean, but I couldn't help but read this from an American's point of view.

I have been here for to long because I read it as flip fop till you said something.

[Skynet]

so I smacked it with a thong and the fucker was still flinching when it fell to the floor of the shed...

I know what you mean, but I couldn't help but read this from an American's point of view.

I have been here for to long because I read it as flip fop till you said something.

We don't know that it was a flip flop, with ian who knows!

[ian]

Smacking spiders with G-strings doesn't even knock them off walls..

[redgorilla]

Hahah exciting time!