I've started stockpiling.

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I've started stockpiling.

Postby ian » Sun Sep 03, 2017 6:36 pm

New Bojack next weekend, so I've started to stockpile liquor to get me through it.
I decided to try a cheap bottle of Blanc ($5) called Coldstone. I'm only 3 quarters of the way through it and fucking hammered. I am probably not going to survive the viewing.

Since the seasons have all had 12 episodes.. I will be buying 12 different kinds of liquor to last me each episode...
1 Cider (Somersby apple Cider)
2 Beer (Stella, STELLA! and maybe a single Corona light)
3 Sake (Kizakura Yamahai)
4 Vodka (Smirnoff) May as well get the breakfast Spirit out of the way.
5 White Wine (Coldstone Sauvignon Blanc)
6 Red Wine (Jacob's Creek Pinot Noir) after this, I will be FUCKED, could never handle red wine
7 Liqueur (Jägermeister) Will need something easy after Red Wine
8 Tequila (Sierra Silver) Starting on all the real spirits...
9 Rum (Bundy Original)
10 Whiskey (Jack DAGNIELS!! and BACON STRIPS)
11 Gin (Beefeater)
12 Absinth (Green Fairy)

When each episode is done, I will be moving onto the next liquor. I have enough smokes and food here that I won't have to stop watching for even a second.
Phone will be off, net disconnected, door locked, legal will prepared.

Ready to laugh to death, or die trying!
The English language had deteriorated into a hybrid of hillbilly, valleygirl, inner-city slang and various grunts. Joe was able to understand them, but when he spoke in an ordinary voice he sounded pompous and faggy to them.

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Re: I've started stockpiling.

Postby Calavera » Fri Sep 08, 2017 12:39 pm

I like to misread this topic and assume each number is the number of bottles that you bought.
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Re: I've started stockpiling.

Postby Skynet » Fri Sep 08, 2017 5:34 pm

Calavera wrote:I like to misread this topic and assume each number is the number of bottles that you bought.

Knowing ian, it's probably correct

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Re: I've started stockpiling.

Postby ian » Fri Sep 08, 2017 6:31 pm

Calavera wrote:I like to misread this topic and assume each number is the number of bottles that you bought.


misread.. yeah...

Skynet wrote:Knowing ian, it's probably correct


If I was still drinking every day, that would be the correct amount. But since I've basically stopped drinking, even one bottle of all the harder stuff should be ample .

basically it is:
6 ciders
7 beers
and 1 of everything else.

I'm nearly done...
Cider. To buy
Beer. To buy
Sake. I have
Vodka. I have
White Wine. I have
Red Wine. I have
Jager. I have
Tequila. To buy
Rum. To buy
Whiskey. I have
Gin. I have
Absinthe. To buy
Bought a carton of smokes and ground up some Oxycontin today. Gonna try get some other nice drugs, but if I can't i'll make do.

to quote Sarah Lynn:
"because I heard if you stop doing drugs for a while, the first time you do them again IT'S AMAZING!"
:obiggrin:
The English language had deteriorated into a hybrid of hillbilly, valleygirl, inner-city slang and various grunts. Joe was able to understand them, but when he spoke in an ordinary voice he sounded pompous and faggy to them.

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Re: I've started stockpiling.

Postby ian » Sat Sep 09, 2017 3:56 pm

downloading now, about to hit the liquor store for the rest, grab some ice and hot food and move stuff out of here so less can be broken. wooo
The English language had deteriorated into a hybrid of hillbilly, valleygirl, inner-city slang and various grunts. Joe was able to understand them, but when he spoke in an ordinary voice he sounded pompous and faggy to them.

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Re: I've started stockpiling.

Postby Dr. Zoidberg » Sun Sep 10, 2017 12:10 am

I hope when you say ice you mean this kind of ice:

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And not the Ben Cousins kind.

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Re: I've started stockpiling.

Postby ian » Sun Sep 10, 2017 4:08 am

well Jesus fuck. Done and wasted. reflecting before I pass out.
It was nice hearing Zach Braff and Peggy Hill (Kathy Najimy) but fuck...
The English language had deteriorated into a hybrid of hillbilly, valleygirl, inner-city slang and various grunts. Joe was able to understand them, but when he spoke in an ordinary voice he sounded pompous and faggy to them.

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Re: I've started stockpiling.

Postby ian » Sun Sep 10, 2017 11:15 pm

Well I woke up with a massive hangover (haven't had a hangover in about a decade)
And the ONLY cure for a hangover is more drinking, so guess what I've been doing today. :olol:

My only regret is the red wine. Red wine fucks me up... On the plus side, today I've finished the red wine... So tomorrow I'll wake up with another hangover, but there's no red wine left so all will be well.

SHIT TONNE of Vodka left because episode 4 wasn't depressing at all. (ep 4 was the one with Peggy Hill)
so vodka will be the cure for tomorrow.
Then I'll wait like a week and finish the rest...

There was a shitload of absinthe left untill the last 4 minutes of the finale... I'd had like 2 shots the whole episode. and in the last 4 minutes, i drank almost half a bottle, and most of that was the last 15 seconds.
The English language had deteriorated into a hybrid of hillbilly, valleygirl, inner-city slang and various grunts. Joe was able to understand them, but when he spoke in an ordinary voice he sounded pompous and faggy to them.

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Re: I've started stockpiling.

Postby melancholy » Mon Sep 11, 2017 2:47 pm

I'm honestly surprised you are here. Assuming you had survived the whole ordeal, I would have thought we wouldn't see you for a few days.

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Re: I've started stockpiling.

Postby ian » Wed Sep 13, 2017 1:26 am

I've been solidly wasted since. Things were hurting for a bit (just heart, liver and head, nothing important)
Gin is the cure for everything, I was going to sober up to go get more but Dan Murphys has same day delivery for $15. I bought 6 bottles at once to save.
The English language had deteriorated into a hybrid of hillbilly, valleygirl, inner-city slang and various grunts. Joe was able to understand them, but when he spoke in an ordinary voice he sounded pompous and faggy to them.


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