I have a job interview in the city later today.

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I have a job interview in the city later today.

Postby ian » Mon Sep 11, 2017 12:57 am

And I'm really nervous.
I don't know if I'm up to the task.
Don't know if I can fit into the crowd.
Don't know if I can do it again.
Don't know if I still have what it takes... To be a pushy Melbourne CBD pedestrian!
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Sure back in the day I was conditioned to walk at 9KM/H and barge my way through anything shy of a car/taxi or tram in my way.
Mum with a pram, Teenage loiterers, homeless people, slower businessmen, hawkers and spruikers etc. No problem barging through them all with no regard for any of them. After all I've lived here my whole life and worked in the CBD for a chunk of it, you get used to it...

But I was in the city the other day, and barging through the usual suspects was daunting, but not impossible. But now there is so many homeless just lining the streets laying under blankets, so many tourists who'll be going with the flow then just fucking stopping in the middle of the footpath with no warning or reason, and so many protesters with shittily written signs for various causes.. I actually want to vote against same sex marriage simply for the shitty signs the supporters have written, even though I agree with their cause.

I think I can handle the job (inbound call centre tech support) but I think I'm past being that type of city worker...

What should I do?
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Re: I have a job interview in the city later today.

Postby Calavera » Sun Sep 17, 2017 12:57 pm

Perhaps an upbeat song about livin' in the city will improve your mood?

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Re: I have a job interview in the city later today.

Postby Skynet » Sun Sep 17, 2017 2:35 pm

Then when you leave the city play this


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Re: I have a job interview in the city later today.

Postby Dr. Zoidberg » Sun Sep 17, 2017 3:23 pm

ian wrote:Don't know if I can do it again.


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Re: I have a job interview in the city later today.

Postby Big Boss Man » Sun Sep 17, 2017 4:49 pm

Dr. Zoidberg wrote:
ian wrote:Don't know if I can do it again.


Seconded. You can do it! Also if its tech support ask them
"Have you turned it off and on again?!!"
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