a very drunken Christmas.

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a very drunken Christmas.

Postby ian » Sun Dec 24, 2017 8:57 pm

I've been drinking bourbon, absinthe, cider and beer and watching Christmas specials..

I'm saving enough liquor and the best Christmas specials for tomorrow. I hope to drink enough to vomit and pass out by about 4 in the afternoon so I can wake up really early for boxing day sales.. then it's back to work for 3 days then do some new year drinking
The English language had deteriorated into a hybrid of hillbilly, valleygirl, inner-city slang and various grunts. Joe was able to understand them, but when he spoke in an ordinary voice he sounded pompous and faggy to them.

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Re: a very drunken Christmas.

Postby Dr. Zoidberg » Sun Dec 24, 2017 9:11 pm

ian's saving the good stuff for tomorrow!

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Re: a very drunken Christmas.

Postby ian » Thu Dec 28, 2017 8:38 pm

That was the unemployed booze.. I drink Dom Pérignon like cask wine these days... Because I can! soon though I will start saving for a new car!

Yesterday and today killed me being sober.. tomorrow will be ok because at 6:30 I'm starting new years drinking!!
The English language had deteriorated into a hybrid of hillbilly, valleygirl, inner-city slang and various grunts. Joe was able to understand them, but when he spoke in an ordinary voice he sounded pompous and faggy to them.

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Re: a very drunken Christmas.

Postby Calavera » Fri Jan 12, 2018 4:48 am

Dun wint herd on da lick'er
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