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Roofus (porting/coding request)

Post by Calavera » Sat Jun 23, 2018 6:46 pm

Roofus being the big player in the Dreamcast emulation scene that you are I was wondering if you can fulfill a request for me. Can you port PCSX2 to the Nintendo Wii? If that is too much of an undertaking then could you possibly just code a PS2 emulator for the Wii? I'd like to have it today but could wait an entire week if need be. The Dreamcast and PS2 were comparable in power with the DC winning some ram busses but the PS2 winning some DVDs so I know a PS2 on the Dreamcast would be slow. That is why I'm not asking you to port code to the DC but giving you the awesome power of the Wii. PS2 came out in 2000 while Wii came out in 2006. There was a lot of progression graphically and computing wise in that time so the Wii has more than enough extra power to play PS2.

I want Sitting Ducks on my Wii

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Some little kid wants to play it, lets call him bubster. I have the game for PS2,Xbox and Windows but bubby prefers the motion controls of the Wii plus I don't feel like hooking the PS2 up and my Xbox is mainly a retro machine.

So code me a PS2 emulator or I just thunk of this you could maybe just port the game so you don't have to emulate the entire system but just one game. It would be ok even if you ported the Xbox,PS2 or Winders version. As long as it on Wii and use Nunchucks and some wagglin' he be happy and so will I. It would be a fun activity for him after he gets he Wetzel Pretzel from shopping centre.

He also like lighting Mcqween from that movie cars so when you code maybe code in that car as a driveable cpu and put Wall-E in there too because he likes Dick Van Dyke VHS tapes, Wall-E likes'em not bubbie, but bub likes Wall-E. Flushed Away is also a movie but will smith was a fish in shark tale so in the ponds of the game put him and jazz jeff under the water.

Also add in baseball game where you swang the remote as a duck. Make the ducks house contain a dreamcast with a bleemcast that you can play motor toon grand prix on in the game. If you could do something with a Sega Saturn 32X CD computer that would be nice too

He has Rio on Blu-ray so no worries about that, but I snort pills off the cover but it is ok cause it is still sealed I only snort off the cardboard sleeve what covers the case.

I thank ya in advance for this, bubbie will enjoy playing his sit down ducks on the wii and I'll play Segagaga on the Dreamcast using google translate instant camera translation. I heard you make some Sega stuff in that game and I'm gonna make a Dreamcast that can play Saturns and stick a 256X on it so it can also playXbox 360 games then maybe Sega will make new consoles.

We have good stereo reciever, speakers and sub woofer so we can blast bass from sitting ducks or a radiant silvergun. Sometimes we hook PS1 to betamax to record footage and sometime we vice versa and hook the beta into the PS1 and feed footage directly into its SH1 processors and it converts the video to polygons, and the brave little toaster ends up being comparable to Shenmue saturn version.
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Re: Roofus (porting/coding request)

Post by Roofus » Sun Jun 24, 2018 3:46 am

I wrote a PS2 emulator this morning for you. It's technically for the Switch but it should run on the Wii with some frameskip. Let me know if it works OK.

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Re: Roofus (porting/coding request)

Post by melancholy » Sun Jun 24, 2018 5:22 am

Do you seriously code? Wanna make me what I think should be a super simple Android app that I’m having trouble finding on the Play store?

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Re: Roofus (porting/coding request)

Post by melancholy » Sun Jun 24, 2018 9:47 pm

I just remembered, you made a radio app or something like that, didn’t you?

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Re: Roofus (porting/coding request)

Post by Roofus » Tue Jun 26, 2018 1:23 pm

melancholy wrote:I just remembered, you made a radio app or something like that, didn’t you?
I did but I haven't really touched Android since then

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Re: Roofus (porting/coding request)

Post by ian » Sun Jul 08, 2018 11:29 am

X-stream radio!!!

And he’s too busy coding us all sorts of wacky emulators!

After he’s finished cals thing I’ve commissioned him to port a series of modern games to the original gameboy.
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Re: Roofus (porting/coding request)

Post by Calavera » Fri Jul 13, 2018 11:11 am

Any progress? It has been almost 3 weeks, seems like you should be done or at the very least have some progress to show!
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Re: Roofus (porting/coding request)

Post by Roofus » Sat Jul 14, 2018 3:55 pm

Calavera wrote:Any progress? It has been almost 3 weeks, seems like you should be done or at the very least have some progress to show!
It is currently in early access for my Patreon contributors and Kickstarter backers.

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Re: Roofus (porting/coding request)

Post by Roofus » Thu Jan 24, 2019 7:24 am

Hey guys! Just a heads up that unfortunately the project has stalled and we need a second round of funding so we're turning to Indiegogo. If you pledge $50 or more you get all kinds of exclusive Roofus-themed goodies! $100 or more gets you the "Roofus after dark" package, which includes my lewds and access to my private snap chat! $200 will get you a 20 minutes one on one dirty Skype session!

Thanks for your support and understanding!

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Re: Roofus (porting/coding request)

Post by ian » Thu Jan 24, 2019 9:57 am

$500 reward?
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Re: Roofus (porting/coding request)

Post by Roofus » Thu Jan 24, 2019 10:46 am

ian wrote:
Thu Jan 24, 2019 9:57 am
$500 reward?
21 minutes

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Re: Roofus (porting/coding request)

Post by ian » Thu Jan 24, 2019 11:07 am

Hmm. Gonna have to think about that.
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Re: Roofus (porting/coding request)

Post by Calavera » Thu Jan 31, 2019 6:22 pm

Guys I think this is a scam. It has been 7 months and Roofus has shown me no progress. If he made any progress I would be the first person he would let know since it is my idea. I have heard nothing from him then all of a sudden he posts here asking for more money on Indiegogo. He has been watching too much James Rolfe and is trying to steal his idea of getting money from idiots!
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Re: Roofus (porting/coding request)

Post by ian » Fri Feb 01, 2019 8:41 pm

I gave James Rolfe $4000 and it was money well spent. As was the $1300 I paid to go to a cinema to see a trailer for the movie.

Roofuses Live chat for 21 minutes was also worth the $500
The English language had deteriorated into a hybrid of hillbilly, valleygirl, inner-city slang and various grunts. Joe was able to understand them, but when he spoke in an ordinary voice he sounded pompous and faggy to them.

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