I met an Australian guy today

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I met an Australian guy today

Post by Roofus » Tue Apr 23, 2019 5:56 am

Anyone here know him?

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Re: I met an Australian guy today

Post by melancholy » Tue Apr 23, 2019 6:46 am

I’m sure someone here does, it’s a pretty small island.

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Re: I met an Australian guy today

Post by Roofus » Tue Apr 23, 2019 7:44 am

melancholy wrote:
Tue Apr 23, 2019 6:46 am
I’m sure someone here does, it’s a pretty small island.
Yeah that's what I was thinking. He actually said he might know ian.

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Re: I met an Australian guy today

Post by Skynet » Tue Apr 23, 2019 8:03 am

I think this guy went to school with my cousin

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Re: I met an Australian guy today

Post by melancholy » Tue Apr 23, 2019 11:48 am

Do you think you could give a better description of him? Maybe his hair or eye color, or perhaps the type of animal skin his boots were made of?

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Re: I met an Australian guy today

Post by Roofus » Tue Apr 23, 2019 1:43 pm

Dingo skin. They were dingo skin.

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Re: I met an Australian guy today

Post by Roofus » Tue Apr 23, 2019 1:45 pm

Oh! And he kept complaining that the whirly pool In the dunny did a clocky instead of counter clocky

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Re: I met an Australian guy today

Post by ian » Wed Apr 24, 2019 7:06 pm

I've met him, he's an asshole.
The English language had deteriorated into a hybrid of hillbilly, valleygirl, inner-city slang and various grunts. Joe was able to understand them, but when he spoke in an ordinary voice he sounded pompous and faggy to them.

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Re: I met an Australian guy today

Post by Roofus » Thu Apr 25, 2019 1:23 am

ian wrote:
Wed Apr 24, 2019 7:06 pm
I've met him, he's an asshole.
Yeah. And he didn't even know that in the northern hemisphere, the dunny does a counter clocky.

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Re: I met an Australian guy today

Post by melancholy » Thu Apr 25, 2019 9:49 am

Roofus wrote:
Thu Apr 25, 2019 1:23 am
ian wrote:
Wed Apr 24, 2019 7:06 pm
I've met him, he's an asshole.
Yeah. And he didn't even know that in the northern hemisphere, the dunny does a counter clocky.
Roofus, are you feeling okay? You are sounding a bit down-under the weather. I fear that your encounter with him may have given you a rather awful infection called ‘Australian Accent’. You’ll need treatment soon, else your condition will go south fast. Start with some grounding techniques to reorient yourself from living upside-down. I also suggest surrounding yourself with American culture. Try visiting your local Walmart, or reading Trump’s Twitter, or just take some time to reflect on the fact that a white middle age man on the internet is giving you medical advice because you can’t afford proper healthcare. With these steps, you should be back to your proud American self in no time!

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Re: I met an Australian guy today

Post by Dr. Zoidberg » Thu Apr 25, 2019 1:30 pm

Crikey!

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Re: I met an Australian guy today

Post by Roofus » Thu Apr 25, 2019 2:49 pm

melancholy wrote:
Thu Apr 25, 2019 9:49 am
Roofus wrote:
Thu Apr 25, 2019 1:23 am
ian wrote:
Wed Apr 24, 2019 7:06 pm
I've met him, he's an asshole.
Yeah. And he didn't even know that in the northern hemisphere, the dunny does a counter clocky.
Roofus, are you feeling okay? You are sounding a bit down-under the weather. I fear that your encounter with him may have given you a rather awful infection called ‘Australian Accent’. You’ll need treatment soon, else your condition will go south fast. Start with some grounding techniques to reorient yourself from living upside-down. I also suggest surrounding yourself with American culture. Try visiting your local Walmart, or reading Trump’s Twitter, or just take some time to reflect on the fact that a white middle age man on the internet is giving you medical advice because you can’t afford proper healthcare. With these steps, you should be back to your proud American self in no time!
Thanks, man. I watched eight hours of NASCAR and played a Trump rally in the background and I think I'm dying of a disease that was cured 60 years ago because I don't have health insurance so I think I'm ok now. MAGA!

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Re: I met an Australian guy today

Post by ian » Thu Apr 25, 2019 5:35 pm

THATS A BLOODY OUTRAGE, THAT IS!!
The English language had deteriorated into a hybrid of hillbilly, valleygirl, inner-city slang and various grunts. Joe was able to understand them, but when he spoke in an ordinary voice he sounded pompous and faggy to them.

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