After a 4 hour police pursuit

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After a 4 hour police pursuit

Post by ian » Thu Jun 20, 2019 9:58 pm

After a 4 hour police pursuit with Falco's Rock Me Amadeus playing loudly on a loop, a Victorian man then doused himself in Bacardi 151 and attempted to set himself alight before being apprehended by police and blowing a 1.29 on a breathalyzer test.

If you ever see that headline, then I have done things properly.
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Re: After a 4 hour police pursuit

Post by Bandit » Fri Jun 21, 2019 2:50 am

So how are you planning to take a piss during those 4 hours? Bring a second empty bottle of Bacardi?

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Re: After a 4 hour police pursuit

Post by ian » Fri Jun 21, 2019 5:04 pm

Piss out the window just like a trailer park boys police chase..

Or don't break the seal, start drinking when the pursuit begins and hold it.. Easy as long as the seal is intact.
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