After a 4 hour police pursuit with Falco's Rock Me Amadeus playing loudly on a loop, a Victorian man then doused himself in Bacardi 151 and attempted to set himself alight before being apprehended by police and blowing a 1.29 on a breathalyzer test.
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After a 4 hour police pursuit
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After a 4 hour police pursuit
The English language had deteriorated into a hybrid of hillbilly, valleygirl, inner-city slang and various grunts. Joe was able to understand them, but when he spoke in an ordinary voice he sounded pompous and faggy to them.
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Re: After a 4 hour police pursuit
So how are you planning to take a piss during those 4 hours? Bring a second empty bottle of Bacardi?
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Re: After a 4 hour police pursuit
Piss out the window just like a trailer park boys police chase..
Or don't break the seal, start drinking when the pursuit begins and hold it.. Easy as long as the seal is intact.
Or don't break the seal, start drinking when the pursuit begins and hold it.. Easy as long as the seal is intact.
The English language had deteriorated into a hybrid of hillbilly, valleygirl, inner-city slang and various grunts. Joe was able to understand them, but when he spoke in an ordinary voice he sounded pompous and faggy to them.