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Post by ian » Fri Jul 12, 2019 10:44 pm

So a spider made the critical mistake of appearing next to my head while I was having a dump.
Instant death!
Usually, in Australia, we keep spiders around! they make webs which trap annoying flies, mosquitos, moths and other annoying bugs.

but when they appear within 30CM of your person, you kill first and ask questions later..

Redbacks, funnelwebs, big fuck off huntsmans and even those stupid little jumpy ones are all fine at the distance of 60CM, and we continue on with our day.

But there's no reflex more rapid than smashing any of them right next to you!

Poor daddy long legs, had you appeared in front of me, and given me a couple of seconds to asses whether you could kill me or not, I would have let you walk on me and you would have been fine...
The English language had deteriorated into a hybrid of hillbilly, valleygirl, inner-city slang and various grunts. Joe was able to understand them, but when he spoke in an ordinary voice he sounded pompous and faggy to them.

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