Null Presidential Election

Post by **Dr. Zoidberg** » Tue Nov 08, 2016 7:28 pm

Cast your vote!

The contenders

ian

2 Dogs Rooting

szchinagoshop

Richard Nixon

Margaret Thatcher

Arnold J. Rimmer

Angry Video Game Nerd

Reymon14

Ham Sammich

Post by **Skynet** » Tue Nov 08, 2016 7:39 pm

Gotta be Ham!

Post by **Dr. Zoidberg** » Tue Nov 08, 2016 7:59 pm

President Ham Sammich does have a tasty ring to it.

Post by **Dr. Zoidberg** » Tue Nov 08, 2016 8:19 pm

Here are the first 3 of Reymon's 500 speeches:

My brain hurts...

Post by **melancholy** » Tue Nov 08, 2016 11:38 pm

I think Ham's going to win the popular vote, but I don't know if it has the stamina to last 4 years.

Post by **Roofus** » Wed Nov 09, 2016 6:10 am

I refuse to accept the outcome.

Post by **Hawq** » Wed Nov 09, 2016 6:16 am

Was gonna vote for Mr Flibble but then noticed it woulda been for that smeghead Rimmer instead so Ham Sammich all the way!

Post by **melancholy** » Wed Nov 09, 2016 12:00 pm

Someone voted for AVGN. I think we need poll watchers to make sure these votes aren't being rigged.

Post by **Skynet** » Wed Nov 09, 2016 6:21 pm

melancholy wrote:Someone voted for AVGN. I think we need poll watchers to make sure these votes aren't being rigged.

Whoever voted for AVGN needs to get off the forums.

Post by **Dr. Zoidberg** » Wed Nov 09, 2016 6:29 pm

I bet it was Cal, who really secretly loves AVGN.

Post by **ian** » Thu Nov 10, 2016 6:39 am

Democracy!!

Post by **Calavera** » Fri Nov 11, 2016 10:47 am

melancholy wrote:Someone voted for AVGN. I think we need poll watchers to make sure these votes aren't being rigged.

AVGN supports the average American, so much so that he even bought and item from me on Ebay! Who else can say the possible next president bought from me off Ebay? All those people saying they sold Obama two turntables and a microphone are liars!

Post by **ian** » Sun Nov 13, 2016 5:53 pm

I've called Ham Sammich to concede.
It had a good campaign, and I like that nothing will chqnge under its leadership.

I wanted to build a wall!

Post by **Dr. Zoidberg** » Sun Nov 13, 2016 6:10 pm

President Ham Sammich wins by 1 vote!

President Sammich's new wall is now being built, No desserts in Null!

Condiments from 7/11 will be not be allowed to enter Null due to their possible terrorist links. Condiments from grocery stores will be allowed to enter after thorough background checks.

Runner-up crooked ian will be put in jail for rigging the election and for sending non-spam emails. His jail sentence will be shortened though due to him conceding defeat.

Post by **melancholy** » Mon Nov 14, 2016 2:05 am

The vegetarians are already rioting in the major cities.

Post by **ian** » Mon Nov 14, 2016 3:55 am

I am not a crook!!!
Sammich will pardon me.

Post by **ian** » Mon Nov 14, 2016 4:00 am

melancholy wrote:The vegetarians are already rioting in the major cities.

I imagine a vegetarian riot to somewhat lackluster, everyone just being loud for 5 minutes till the lack of proteins and fats caused them to lose energy and start bitching about each other.

Post by **ian** » Fri Nov 18, 2016 5:26 am

My opponent (Ham Sammich) is a liar, and can NOT be trusted!!!

Catching up on south park... BRILLIANT!!!

Post by **ian** » Fri Dec 02, 2016 4:50 pm

wait.. I demand a recount!!!
One for Martin, 2 for Martin!!

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