Peer pressure..

[ian]

So I've been pressured into making a youtube channel..
I said I'd only do it on the following conditions:
1: if the channel was Called Heavy Fuel. (Inspired by Dire Straits)
2: If I got a show called Past the Pint of No Return! (Scarface)
3: I got free alcohol.
4: I didn't have to do anything technical.
So now I'm being filmed getting smashed. I think they're hoping for some of my rare but fun rants.
It's true I'm pretty funny, but EVERYONE says I get hilarious when I'm drunk...
And the kicker is... I've said I'm doing it for 2 people!

So.. Double the stakes!! Well there's no stakes.. All I have to do is get drunk.. If they don't use what they film I don't really care..

[Dr. Zoidberg]

You should review NES games in an angry fashion.

[Big Boss Man]

Get drunk, dress as the Ianster, rant at the world = Youtube hits off the charts!!



ala

[quote]Well you know something brother, Apparently, Daft Punk have no tour plans dudes!!!.. There better be an Alive 2017!! BROTHER~!
I paid $130 back in the day jack.. and turned down offers of $100,000 at the gates to see the show brother.

So there needs to be an alive 2017 ianmaniacs, so I can buy 4 tickets for $520 and sell 3 for $300,000~!.
And the Ianster is more angry because I know this time I'll probably be one of those fuckers who offered me a 500 thousand bucks for a ticket that was $130 dude. So whatcha gonna do when the Ianster & the BGmaniacs run wild on you!!!!!!!!!!"