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This headline makes it sound like Mark Zuckerberg is planning a genocide.

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Dude having a wank on the train. Classy.

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:olol:

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How can you get a DUI for a horse drawn buggy? Surely it's the horses fault?

Also, if you lose your licence, you can drunken cycle and all they can do is fine you.
The English language had deteriorated into a hybrid of hillbilly, valleygirl, inner-city slang and various grunts. Joe was able to understand them, but when he spoke in an ordinary voice he sounded pompous and faggy to them.

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This is a story I'd like to see OJ opine about on twitter.

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It sounds kind of scary. But the good news is since it's Japan all they want to do is just grow female humans with cat ears.

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That or recreate chimeras from Fullmetal Alchemist

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  • Danny Polaris, from Swansea, injected an enhancer into a penis during a hookup
  • The following day he went to Berlin Pride with a wine cooler wrapped around it
  • Doctors stuck a seven-inch nail into his urethra with no anaesthetic
  • His penis may have to be amputated and he has blacked out from the pain
He also has HIV.

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Post by Big Boss Man » Tue Aug 13, 2019 3:46 am

Doctors stuck a seven-inch nail into his urethra with no anaesthetic
That is just... torturous. No wonder he's blacked out from the pain. Probably going to amputate because they stuck a 7 inch nail in and caused permanent damage. I mean just WTF? No medical implement they could have used instead?.

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