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Post by Dr. Zoidberg » Tue May 28, 2019 6:22 pm

It's out on phones and is now BC on the Xbox One, so maybe people have been playing it again.

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Post by pixel » Sat Jun 01, 2019 6:11 am

Dr. Zoidberg wrote:
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Ditto :olol:

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Post by Dr. Zoidberg » Sat Jun 01, 2019 12:31 pm

I'd buy a bucket of them.

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Post by OrangeRibbon » Tue Jun 04, 2019 8:43 am

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Not pancake as bun? Have they not seen the McGriddle?

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Post by pixel » Thu Jun 06, 2019 5:17 am

Gimme that stroopwafel ice cream asap! My dutch genetics require me to have a stroopwafel every six months or I die.

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Post by pixel » Tue Jun 25, 2019 8:15 am

I'm about to eat at KFC. I'm nervous.

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Post by Dr. Zoidberg » Tue Jun 25, 2019 5:51 pm

Nervous you're about to moan and groan in public due to how good it is?

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Post by pixel » Thu Jun 27, 2019 12:19 am

Dr. Zoidberg wrote:
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Nervous you're about to moan and groan in public due to how good it is?
:olol: It was definitely better than I thought it would be. There was a buffet at that location and everything was pretty fresh. It had KFC staples such as the shitty shredded iceberg lettuce for salads.

The weirdest thing I found was fried okra, something I've never seen at a KFC. The little nuggets were petrified from sitting in the warmer for so long. The biggest problem is we sat in there for about two hours and I think that fried smell permeated my skin.

There's still better fried chicken in town, but nobody has that KFC gravy.

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Post by Dr. Zoidberg » Thu Jun 27, 2019 12:44 am

KFC gravy is great.

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He was a great American. He used a gun to protect his ability to sell fast food. We should just put his picture on our flag.

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He was a great American. He used a gun to protect his ability to sell fast food. We should just put his picture on our flag.
He should at least get a mini series on Netflix or HBO. This is a great story:


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Post by Bandit » Tue Jul 16, 2019 7:44 am

I'd watch that. Who can play him? Tommy Lee Jones?

Another great fact: before KFC he was actually a lawyer. He was disbarred because he got into a fist fight with his own client in the court room. His life was like a real version of the old Chuck Norris Facts meme. Thinking about it he was the greatest American ever. George Washington and Benjamin Franklin don't have anything on this OG.

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Post by melancholy » Tue Jul 16, 2019 8:20 am

We stop and eat at the KFC Museum near Corbin once or twice a year on our way to my mom’s, but that’s a story they never tell you there.

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Post by ian » Tue Jul 16, 2019 9:06 pm

I'd watch a Colonel sanders biopic too. It'd be great! him telling restaurants their chicken sucks and throwing it on the floor, swearing at people and shooting them..

The trailer and tagline for a Colonel Sanders biopic writes itself.

"Nobody calls him chicken" BANG! fade to black.
Coming this summer.
The English language had deteriorated into a hybrid of hillbilly, valleygirl, inner-city slang and various grunts. Joe was able to understand them, but when he spoke in an ordinary voice he sounded pompous and faggy to them.

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Re: The Junk Food/Fast Food Thread

Post by pixel » Wed Jul 17, 2019 2:45 am

Bandit wrote:
Tue Jul 16, 2019 7:44 am
I'd watch that. Who can play him? Tommy Lee Jones?
That'd be a great choice for a dramatic turn on the Sanders story. I'm still a sucker for those weird KFC commercials that came out a few years ago, Jim Gaffigan could launch a seriously acting career with a big dramatic role like this:


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