Celebrity News Thread
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He was on suicide watch, wasn't he? That's going to raise some questions. #CLINTONBODYCOUNT #LOCKHERUP
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He was on suicide watch. Must have happened while the guards were looking the other way or tying their shoelaces.
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"Warden, I made an oopsie."
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Matt Groening paid some hired goons to take him out.
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Hey, did Jeffrey Epstein commit suicide?
He was on suicide watch. Impossible. was he murdered by his rich and powerful freinds?
He was on suicide watch. Impossible. was he murdered by his rich and powerful freinds?
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The only way I'd believe it's suicide was if he paid the guard a million dollars to "miss" a guy hanging by his sheets long enough to die. But even then it's too much of a coincidence he chose the day after his secret files came out to do it. So now that's not in the news, his death is.
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They told him his punishment was going to be having to have sex with a 45 year old woman and he couldn't handle it.
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That definitely falls into the conspiracy theory realm with him being "switched" out. If that was the case he would have went "missing" before getting caught and the public would have been none the wiser of his nefarious activities.
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Guess who is taking a victory lap on this one?
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Can someone explain this to me, I have no fucking idea what is going on, and too drunk to look it up.
Assume the only single person I know in the entire story is Matt Groening, and the only thing I know is some guy is dead now...
GO.
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It's a long story that goes back 30 years. But basically he ran a underage prostitute service for the wealthy, including a private island where they could go to discreetly have sex. He was arrested once and got a bullshit plea deal where he was able to only have to go to his jail cell at night. This time the charges were going to stick for sex slavery. 2,000 pages of documents were released yesterday naming some names of the wealthy he was involved with. Then this morning he's dead.
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ahahah... YEP, suicide.
So the only right thing to do is pull EVERY episode of the simpsons, futurama, and disenchantment from existence on every platform they could ever be displayed on?
It's the only proper thing to do.
So the only right thing to do is pull EVERY episode of the simpsons, futurama, and disenchantment from existence on every platform they could ever be displayed on?
It's the only proper thing to do.
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