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:olol:

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Post by pixel » Thu Feb 21, 2019 4:13 am

Josh Rosen wants to talk to you about world history:


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Come on Robert, you've got money. You don't need to get your kicks at a strip mall massage parlor in Florida.

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Post by Bandit » Sat Feb 23, 2019 4:17 am

He can buy 50 Korean women to be on call for a happy ending 24/7.

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Tiger? Trump?

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Post by Bandit » Tue Feb 26, 2019 6:38 am


Quick power ranking of the owners who will be the most cumbersome people to masturbate for Mr. Kraft.

1. The Glazers- sometimes a name says it all

2. The Green Bay ownership Conglomerate.Just a total time suck here. Kraft would emerge from this session with forearms like popeye and hands like Olive Oyl.

3. Dan Snyder- Dan probably hired a private contractor to clear out of of his pubes so that Mr Kraft will have a better line of sight of his dick.

4. Falcons owner- They dont call him Shootin’ Blanks for nothing folks. He strikes me as a guy who has trained himself through a series of Kegel exercises to have phantom orgasms in a sly nod to Atlantas great sports history- always close to finishing but the ultmate reward never comes. The greatest modern day equivlant to Sissyphus rolling his boulder uphill for the rest of eternity is being made to jack off Arthur Blank untill the Falcons win a superbowl. Almost makes 28-3 worth it if your a Falcons fan

5. Mark Davis. I dont believe that Mark Davis has ever had sex-hence why he allways dresses in white, but I do believe that he has been masturbated to completion somewhere north of 40,000 times. A all-time handjob guy through-and-through. Mark Davis shows to to a handjob with his own spotify playlist, lotion, and yelp review page ready to be filled out on his phone. This is a man who takes his handjobs so serously that he’s relocating his entire franchise to be closer as the crow flies to the Bunny Ranch. Ever seen a handjob compilaton video on youporn where its the same gusy weiner the whole time? Thats allways Mark Davis. And although he would bring a sense of cool proffesionalism to the ordeal he would also just be a intimidating guy to jerk off because he’s judging the bejeezus out of your technique non-stop. Like your pouring frozen margaritas at a Senor Frogs and Jon Taffer walks in. Top 5 handjob guy in world history and number one of the 21st century by a wide margin.

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Tue Feb 26, 2019 6:38 am
Ever seen a handjob compilaton video on youporn where its the same gusy weiner the whole time? Thats allways Mark Davis. And although he would bring a sense of cool proffesionalism to the ordeal he would also just be a intimidating guy to jerk off because he’s judging the bejeezus out of your technique non-stop. Like your pouring frozen margaritas at a Senor Frogs and Jon Taffer walks in. Top 5 handjob guy in world history and number one of the 21st century by a wide margin.
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Post by pixel » Thu Feb 28, 2019 7:15 am



Who's taking him: XFL or AAF? Arena football? MNF?

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Post by Bandit » Thu Feb 28, 2019 8:22 am

XFL for sure. Vince McMahon is used to working with troubled young men with substance abuse problems and domestic violence cases.

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Post by Bandit » Fri Mar 01, 2019 5:46 am

As long as he isn't announcing. His BFF Tony Romo sure didn't pass along any tips on how to call a game.

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Ol Dirty Antonio.

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Post by pixel » Wed Mar 06, 2019 9:00 am

Let's check in with another AFC North hall of famer:


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Post by Bandit » Wed Mar 06, 2019 9:18 am

"When keeping it real goes wrong" should be the title of his autobiography.



Go to youtube and search "Pacman Jones interviews" for some gems. He's not a fan of reporters.

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Honestly Buffalo might have had more upside. I could see Josh Allen developing into a good QB and having Antonio as a huge threat to make the playoffs. I don't see the Raiders as anything more than FUBAR with Gruden. One of those teams that view going 5-11 as a moral victory.

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