Man urinates on hotel carpet while shouting racist abuse while masturbating with a fire-extinguisher hose up his ass

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Man urinates on hotel carpet while shouting racist abuse while masturbating with a fire-extinguisher hose up his ass

Post by Roofus » Sun Nov 25, 2018 3:47 pm

Joseph Small, 20, stripped off and grabbed the appliance on the fourth floor corridor of the budget hotel. He then put the hose between his buttocks and began touching himself, Westminster magistrates’ court heard. Small also urinated on the carpet before a hotel worker wrapped him in a towel and escorted him down to reception.

He then hurled abuse at the Bangladeshi member of staff, telling him: ‘This country has been taken over by al-Qaeda – go back to Pakistan.’

In the lobby, Small again urinated in front of tourists, shouting: ‘I come from Sheffield in England.’

He caused £450 damage, the court was told. Small admitted criminal damage, racially aggravated harassment and outraging public decency at the Leicester Square, central London hotel on October 31.

Prosecutor Izolda Switala-Gribbin said: ‘A member of staff by the name of Hassan could see a naked man in the corridor on CCTV. He went with a towel and then escorted him down to reception.

‘Hassan then watched CCTV showing the defendant coming out of a storage cupboard, naked and urinating on the lift door. The defendant could also be seen on CCTV placing a fire extinguisher hose and masturbating at the same time. Hassan called the police.’

Small racially abused the two police officers who arrived.

The court was told Small had travelled from Sheffield to make a deal on a used car. Sentencing was adjourned until December 3 for reports.


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Post by Ocelot » Sun Nov 25, 2018 3:59 pm

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Post by ian » Sun Nov 25, 2018 5:30 pm

To be 20 again... lmao.
The English language had deteriorated into a hybrid of hillbilly, valleygirl, inner-city slang and various grunts. Joe was able to understand them, but when he spoke in an ordinary voice he sounded pompous and faggy to them.

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Post by Dr. Zoidberg » Sun Nov 25, 2018 9:04 pm

Imagine what he would have done if he was drunk or on drugs. Maybe he would have put the other end of the extinguisher up his arse.


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Post by Roofus » Mon Nov 26, 2018 5:24 am

OrangeRibbon wrote:
Mon Nov 26, 2018 12:49 am
Is Sheffield the Florida of the UK?
I'm going to assume he's originally from Florida.

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