The Australian Politics Thread

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Re: The Australian Politics Thread

Post by Dr. Zoidberg » Sat Nov 11, 2017 7:09 pm

Premier rubbishes One Nation's claims children taught masturbation in Safe Schools program

"We are having little kids in grade four at school, young girls being taught by teachers how to masturbate, how to strap on dildos, how to do this sort of stuff — that is the real problem in this country."

The only thing dumber than a One Nation candidate are the idiots that vote for them.

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Re: The Australian Politics Thread

Post by Roofus » Wed Nov 15, 2017 10:44 am

Dr. Zoidberg wrote:
What does that mean exactly? It's legal now?

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Post by Dr. Zoidberg » Wed Nov 15, 2017 10:55 am

No, but Turnbull's going to try and get the law passed quickly, which will piss off some of his more conservative party members.


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Re: The Australian Politics Thread

Post by Dr. Zoidberg » Thu Nov 16, 2017 12:27 am

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It's 2017 and Al Bundy makes the front page of an Australian newspaper. :olol:

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Re: The Australian Politics Thread

Post by OrangeRibbon » Thu Nov 16, 2017 2:15 pm

Dr. Zoidberg wrote:Image

It's 2017 and Al Bundy makes the front page of an Australian newspaper. :olol:
Did the broadcast just reach you guys?

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Re: The Australian Politics Thread

Post by Dr. Zoidberg » Thu Nov 16, 2017 2:40 pm

OrangeRibbon wrote:Did the broadcast just reach you guys?
Yes. We also just got a new show called The Golden Girls. I hope they bring them down here for a promo tour soon.

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Re: The Australian Politics Thread

Post by Dr. Zoidberg » Tue Nov 21, 2017 1:58 pm


What the fuck?!? :rofl:

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Re: The Australian Politics Thread

Post by melancholy » Tue Nov 21, 2017 3:52 pm

Debate is over. That response can never be topped or disputed.

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Re: The Australian Politics Thread

Post by Dr. Zoidberg » Fri Nov 24, 2017 10:14 pm


"Master-bate"

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Re: The Australian Politics Thread

Post by Bandit » Wed Nov 29, 2017 6:59 am

Looks like the 1989 Batman where Joker reveals his new face.

"Mirror. MIRROR!!!!!"

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Re: The Australian Politics Thread

Post by OrangeRibbon » Wed Nov 29, 2017 12:32 pm

So the Aussies know how to use Strap Ons.

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Re: The Australian Politics Thread

Post by Dr. Zoidberg » Mon Feb 26, 2018 6:21 pm



Barnaby looks happy. :olol:

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Re: The Australian Politics Thread

Post by Dr. Zoidberg » Tue Aug 21, 2018 6:44 pm

Looks like we will be getting another new PM soon.

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Re: The Australian Politics Thread

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Edit: ScuMo deleted his tweet.


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