US Politics Thread

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What I remember most is Dana Carvey's impression.

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I'd really like to see a documentary about Perot and his career

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She's right. She only works for a cult leader

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How dare you try to character assassinate the Orb Queen!

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She has twice the support of Beto.

Remember this shit?



That was 4 months ago but feels like it was 4 years ago.

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Amy Klobuchar would 100% stab someone. Like she was in the Manson Family and just saw Sharon Tate.

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Klobuchar will never be president. But if a neo-liberal wins the presidency, she'll be fast tracked to be attorney general or some other high-ranking legal position where she can be the blood-thirsty rage monster that she is.

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Also I just noticed Ben Carson isn't on the stabbing question. That gave us a legendary Trump moment.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

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I can't wait for next October when Marianne Williamson performs a live exorcism on Trump during the debate and then wins 50 states in November.

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Also it's nice Bernie found his comb.

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too dumb (stupid}

Thank you for the clarification.

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I would be terrified if Marianne Williamson were to become President, but I cannot deny that she makes these debates far more interesting.

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She will end the Iran conflict by just giving Ayatollah Khamenei a nice oil massage and crystal healing. She will defeat ISIS by going to the battlefield and reminding them they are loved and recentering their chakras.

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