US Politics Thread

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Kid Rock and Ted Nugent in the Oval Office.

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http://archive.is/tveBZ

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I'm curious what the polls would show if Hilary was removed and replaced by literally any other Democrat that was running during the primaries (except for Bernie, since I'm sure he would have won).

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IMO Sanders is the only one who would. You had to run Outsider Populist vs Outsider Populist. Then Sanders wins Michigan and Wisconsin. Martin O'Malley would lose to Trump. Maryland would vote for Trump because we still hate Governor Rain Tax.

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Just why?

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I wonder if he gives it a facial?

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"He saw what was happening in regard to the Civil War and said 'There's no reason for this'."

That's amazing since he had been dead for 16 years when it started.

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That isn't the first time he's said that. When he was thinking about running on the Reform Party ticket in 2000 he said he was for Universal health care. He also said it at one of the GOP debates.

He's not as conservative as liberals think. He's essentially a big business Democrat who doesn't like immigrants. I wouldn't be surprised if he's doing this knowing his bill will fail so he can introduce universal health care. That was the theory people had on why Obamacare was so terrible, that people would hate it and Hillary could go for universal.

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Oh yeah right. All three Clintons are addicted to the spotlight. She took like a 2 week vacation and then did the set up "meeting people in the woods" publicity stunt.

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Tyrus is awesome on Fox News. He's completely unbiased and just tells it like it is bashing both Republicans and Democrats. I guess that's why he's not wrestling much anymore, but that's good because he's way better on there than wrestling. And the surprise of a giant Samoan dude actually being pretty intelligent about politics is a good gimmick.

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