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Re: US Politics Thread

Post by Bandit » Wed Jul 10, 2019 1:31 am



What I remember most is Dana Carvey's impression.


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Post by pixel » Wed Jul 10, 2019 6:23 am

I'd really like to see a documentary about Perot and his career

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Re: US Politics Thread

Post by Bandit » Wed Jul 24, 2019 12:12 am



She's right. She only works for a cult leader

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Post by pixel » Wed Jul 24, 2019 12:30 am

How dare you try to character assassinate the Orb Queen!

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Post by Bandit » Wed Jul 24, 2019 12:43 am

She has twice the support of Beto.

Remember this shit?

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That was 4 months ago but feels like it was 4 years ago.

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Re: US Politics Thread

Post by Bandit » Wed Jul 24, 2019 12:46 am

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Amy Klobuchar would 100% stab someone. Like she was in the Manson Family and just saw Sharon Tate.

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Re: US Politics Thread

Post by pixel » Wed Jul 24, 2019 5:15 am

:olol: Klobuchar will never be president. But if a neo-liberal wins the presidency, she'll be fast tracked to be attorney general or some other high-ranking legal position where she can be the blood-thirsty rage monster that she is.

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Re: US Politics Thread

Post by Bandit » Wed Jul 24, 2019 5:20 am

Also I just noticed Ben Carson isn't on the stabbing question. That gave us a legendary Trump moment.


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Re: US Politics Thread

Post by Bandit » Wed Jul 31, 2019 12:14 pm

I can't wait for next October when Marianne Williamson performs a live exorcism on Trump during the debate and then wins 50 states in November.

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Post by Bandit » Wed Jul 31, 2019 11:42 pm

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Also it's nice Bernie found his comb.

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Re: US Politics Thread

Post by Bandit » Thu Aug 01, 2019 2:00 am




too dumb (stupid}

Thank you for the clarification.


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Post by melancholy » Thu Aug 01, 2019 5:27 am

I would be terrified if Marianne Williamson were to become President, but I cannot deny that she makes these debates far more interesting.

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Re: US Politics Thread

Post by Bandit » Thu Aug 01, 2019 6:11 am

She will end the Iran conflict by just giving Ayatollah Khamenei a nice oil massage and crystal healing. She will defeat ISIS by going to the battlefield and reminding them they are loved and recentering their chakras.

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Re: US Politics Thread

Post by pixel » Thu Aug 01, 2019 7:32 am

B L E S S T H E O R B M O T H E R

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