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Post by Bandit » Wed Feb 22, 2017 12:03 am

The Milo Yabadabadoo or whatever his surname is story is pretty incredible. He was on top of the world on Friday night being told by Bill Maher he is the New Christopher Hitchens. Saturday he gets the CPAC speaking slot just under Trump and Pence. Then Monday his career is over.

I don't think someone has fallen that fast in the history of the world.

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Post by Dr. Zoidberg » Fri Feb 24, 2017 11:37 pm

‘Vagina lipstick glue’ is even more terrible than it sounds
“[Y]ou as a woman should have come up with a better solution than diapers and plugs, but you didn’t. Reason being women are focused on and distracted by your period 25 percent of the time, making them far less productive than they could be.”

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Post by Bandit » Thu Mar 16, 2017 11:06 pm

Kids using bigotry is just the new way to shock their parents, most of them probably don't mean it. But now that Generation X are the parents, you can't really piss them off with shock rock or gangsta rap like we did with our parents because they grew up with it too. So you get 13 year olds using ironic racism to get a rise out of them.

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:whatthe: :rofl:

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Post by Bandit » Thu Mar 23, 2017 7:49 am

I guess you could feel a mild pride knowing your penis destroyed a sex doll's vagina. But not eenough to make up for the shame that your penis destroyed a sex doll's vagina.

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Post by Dr. Zoidberg » Wed Apr 05, 2017 8:16 pm

Later, Twitter. All the cool kids are heading to Mastodon.

41k users. Twitter is dead!

Everyone is tooting!

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Post by Bandit » Wed Apr 05, 2017 10:21 pm

"We're like Twitter, but with censorship." is a terrible advertisement.

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Post by Dr. Zoidberg » Thu Apr 06, 2017 2:56 am

Mastodon: "We have safe spaces."

Twitter: "We have neo nazis & porn!"

Twitter wins.

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African village terrorised by gay baboon who recently raped 5 men
One victim of the baboon, said, “I thought it wanted to kill me, but realised it was after my bum.”

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Post by Big Boss Man » Fri Apr 21, 2017 3:57 am

Dr. Zoidberg wrote:Later, Twitter. All the cool kids are heading to Mastodon.

41k users. Twitter is dead!

Everyone is tooting!
Every toot should be
ITS TIME, ITS VADER TIME!!!

Vader has his own social media site MASTODON~!

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:oshocked:

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Post by Bandit » Mon Apr 24, 2017 1:46 am

Then why have I been sitting here watching my betamax porn collection like a dummy?

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