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Post by ian » Fri Aug 25, 2017 8:36 pm

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I SERIOUSLY thought that was from the onion for a second there.. I had to double check :rofl:
The English language had deteriorated into a hybrid of hillbilly, valleygirl, inner-city slang and various grunts. Joe was able to understand them, but when he spoke in an ordinary voice he sounded pompous and faggy to them.

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Better than getting a pair of socks from your granny.

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Post by Bandit » Sat Oct 28, 2017 10:25 pm


"We never had somebody accidentally locked in a place and not make any attempt to be rescued or get out because they’re satisfied with the circumstances,” he said.

“He just decided to run it out for the night. It had everything that he needed.”

Six hours, one 18-ounce Icehouse beer and three cans of Four Loko later, Van Ert was spotted by a Kwik Trip customer who told an employee that a man was trapped inside.
All of that beer and he goes for the Four Loko. :dontknow"

(I don't think they sell it in Australia, but it tastes like cheap malt liquor and Jolly Ranchers. High schoolers like it. It used to also be a half energy drink along with 18% APV, But a bunch of high school kids got black out drunk and died in car crashes, so they took out the energy drink ingredients.)

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Post by Ocelot » Mon Nov 06, 2017 7:47 am

Dr. Zoidberg wrote:

Better than getting a pair of socks from your granny.
If I had a teacher like that, I'd show up for school every day. Every damn day. I'd do my homework like a mufucca too. Every test would be an A.

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Just change your name to Phillip Peno. Problem solved.

Then get your sister to change her name to Halla Peno.

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Post by Dr. Zoidberg » Wed Nov 22, 2017 6:51 pm

Looks like Amazon Australia will be officially launching on Friday with a possible soft launch tomorrow afternoon.
Financial Times wrote:Amazon “intends to challenge domestic retail prices by offering items for 30 per cent less than domestic retailers,” said Kim Do, senior industry analyst at IBISWorld.
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This is the dumbest serial killer ever.

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RIP Frosty.

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