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Breaking news!


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then they should stop hitting them with pans

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Of course to Americans "used fag butts" means something else entirely.

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Looks like they got the word Mirror & Sport mixed up just going off the headline

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Bandit wrote:
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Boy: "Hey mum, just going to the park to meet a chicken nugget I met on Twitter."

Mother: "OK dear, don't forget to put on your coat on before you go."

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This is one for the White Trash Hall of Fame.

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Blow-up sex doll found abandoned on Sheffield roadside

Litter pickers in Sheffield often discover unusual items, but this one surely takes the biscuit.

The blow-up sex doll was found, looking somewhat deflated, on a patch of grass at the corner of Holland Road and Asline Street in Lowfield, close to the U-Mix Centre football pitches.

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A blow-up sex doll found abondoned near the corner of Holland Road and Asline Road in Lowfield, Sheffield

Johnny Tyson, who is a member of the recently-formed Meersbrook litter picking group, stumbled across the bizarre object while passing on his way to work on Monday.

The 49-year-old cabinet maker, who lives in Meersbrook, shared this photo on the Sheffield Litter Pickers Facebook page, along with the message: “Behold! The weird things that Sheffield folk casually discard on the road side!”

The father-of-one said he understandably didn’t stop to investigate more closely, so doesn’t know whether or not the doll had been used.

“This area’s always really bad for litter but that day there was so much rubbish in and around the bushes I stopped to take a photo, which is when I noticed the doll,” he explained.

“At first I only saw the face and thought someone was lying on the grass but then I realised what it was.

“I know litter pickers are always finding strange things but I’m not sure they’ve ever found anything stranger than this.

“It made me laugh but I decided not to pick it up or investigate any further.”

Mr Tyson said he joined the Meersbrook litter pickers because he felt something needed to be done about the state of Sheffield’s streets.

“The city’s in a right state at the moment.There’s litter everywhere and it seems to be getting worse,” he said.

“I don’t know what’s going on with the people chucking litter but I’m a bit disgusted and I wanted to do something about it.”
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If this all of this is true, these AMI associates are incredibly dense.

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I don't think he's lying since tabloids are scum. But I find it hard to believe given that an old professional wrestler sued Gawker into oblivion for the same kind of thing. So what do they think THE RICHEST MAN IN THE WORLD would do to them? He'd get his super lawyers to sue them out of business and make their staff his slaves at an Amazon Fulfillment Center for the rest of their lives.

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He will be put in such maximum security he's going to have to be the little spoon for a prison guard in his bed at night.

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The cop was just coming out from having breakfast not knowing about the robbery and this guy fell right in front of him by chance, dropping the money from the robbery and his gun right in front of the cop. Worst luck ever. That is the face of epic fail.

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Bandit wrote:
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He will be put in such maximum security he's going to have to be the little spoon for a prison guard in his bed at night.
Good thing he'll be in jail, the cartels will definitely fold because of this!

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