WWE Thread (Spoilers)

[Bandit]

I still don't watch WWE. But Dave and Bryan arguing about The Fiend was hilarious. Bryan is shitting all over the angle and Dave deadpans "We're supposed to believe Bray was injected with super powers by an alien race, I don't know." And then Bryan yells "THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING IN 2019!" and "Your top babyface is afraid of a man because he wears a Halloween mask! Seth Rollins is a grown man!" Bryan is so angry about The Fiend and Dave just doesn't care.

[Big Boss Man]

JoMo's coming back to WWE

[Bandit]

The WWE announce teams are finalized: Raw will have Vic Joseph, Dio Maddin and Jerry Lawler. Smackdown will have Michael Cole, Renee Young and Corey Graves. WWE Backstage will be the show on FS1 and will be hosted by Renee Young and Booker T.

[Big Boss Man]

I still don't watch WWE. But Dave and Bryan arguing about The Fiend was hilarious. Bryan is shitting all over the angle and Dave deadpans "We're supposed to believe Bray was injected with super powers by an alien race, I don't know." And then Bryan yells "THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING IN 2019!" and "Your top babyface is afraid of a man because he wears a Halloween mask! Seth Rollins is a grown man!" Bryan is so angry about The Fiend and Dave just doesn't care.

Yea I listened to the snippet of that on YouTube If Bray was injected by aliens as a storyline that would be hilarious.

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[Dr. Zoidberg]

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He'd turn Mike and Maria's angle into a shoot.

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[Dr. Zoidberg]

1 more match! A real casket match.

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[Dr. Zoidberg]

LOL @ The Young Cucks.

[Bandit]

This is weird. Vince always wanted to do angles splitting them up because he doesn't think Rusev looks like he deserves Lana. But now that Rusev looks exactly like he wants a wrestler to look he's still doing it. His hard-on for Rusev is the strangest thing. The guy was always capable of being a big star but the knock was Vince thought he was fat. Now he looks great so there should be no excuse. Plus Vince marked out for Bray losing weight and wanted to push him.

[Big Boss Man]

Get your Super Cuck Party t-shirts on WWE.com !

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Rusev kind of looks and sounds a bit like Arnie now, which you think Vince would love.

[Big Boss Man]

Type the special discount code CUCKOLD to get 20% off!

This is weird.

It certainly is What's with these cuckold angles? Maybe Vinny Ru is secretly ghost writing Raw?

[Bandit]

Either that or Heyman is going through some severe marital problems.

[Big Boss Man]

Who's actually interested in watching these weird nonsensical angles?

Imagine if there was no AEW, New Japan, MLW, Impact, NWA etc and there was just this crap.