WWE Thread (Spoilers)

[Big Boss Man]

Couldn't Graves have said all this via email or text messages instead?.

[Bandit]

Flair may have accidentally revealed Ronda is only signed to Wrestlemania 35 at the Q&A show he did with Hogan last night. He was talking about Charlotte being so dedicated to wrestling and said "Ronda is just here for a year, then she wants to get out and have kids."

[Big Boss Man]

Yea I heard that too, the UFC HOF preview video made her look a superstar. WWE should have make her a even bigger deal than that.



They should have made a hair v hair match.

[Bandit]

The theory is now Vince views it as a Lucha Libre thing and doesn't want the match done in WWE anymore.

Dave had a funny story on WOR about how WWE worked Edge until the day of the show that he'd lose the hair vs hair match against Angle as a rib.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Corbin looks a lot better without the hair. It makes him look younger.

[Bandit]

Yeah, the hair was holding him back. He looked 45. Although the stubble should be shaved too because you can still see his bad hairline. Go clean bald like Austin. And Austin still looks younger than he is.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

"John Mayer. Jay Z. Same thing."

[Bandit]

Ronda needs a manager so bad. She can't talk and Happy Face Entrance but Mean Face Confrontation was old at Wrestlemania. She can't act, so give her Heyman or even Angle.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

They need to find a female Heyman for her. Or a new Sherri.

[Bandit]

ODB!!!!!!

[Bandit]

I'm not upset about that because Jericho vs Evil wouldn't have been that great since Evil is only watchable in tag matches.

But then again since everything Jericho has said about New Japan has turned out to be the opposite, maybe he will be there.

[Bandit]

Jillian Hall is the wrestler he had a relationship with.

[Big Boss Man]

Who green lighted Jillian having a growth on her face?. Didn't Boogeyman eat it?

[Bandit]

Enzo did an interview saying he'd never go back to WWE because they only gave him two weeks off in five years. And also he hasn't talked to Cass since the match he tore his ACL in. He bashed Cass for quitting the match when he was injured, saying that's one thing you're taught as a wrestler never to do unless you're paralyzed, so he can't respect him anymore.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

It's on a week after the AFL grand final.

[Bandit]

HBK wrestling?

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Probably not.

[Bandit]

HBK wearing booty shorts and stuffing his socks at the crotch to make it look like he has a huge dick while Jim Ross ignores it and tries to interview him in the 21st anniversary?

[Big Boss Man]

HEY PAL THATS OUR BIG SURPRISE RUINED!

Is the Undercover boss with Stephanie on YouTube etc yet?.

[Bandit]

No but I heard it was boring. She didn't work in the office, she worked for the WWE charity where she interviewed people about giving them money for their cause. It's probably On Demand on my cable system but I'm not even going to bother watching it from the feedback I saw.