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Re: Random Wrestling News

Post by handwrittenhysteria » Thu Jul 04, 2019 1:25 am

People put for too much emphasis on personal experience these days. I can't believe people even entertain the idea of a flat earth!

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Post by Dr. Zoidberg » Thu Jul 04, 2019 7:48 pm

I wonder if he thinks the sun and moon are flat as well?

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Post by Bandit » Sat Jul 13, 2019 1:36 am



I didn't think he was that great, but I felt sorry for him that he was royally screwed by WWE for just doing what they told him. They could have put him under a mask or taken him off of TV for a year for a re-debut.

Although having such locker room heat even Eddie Guerrero, the nicest guy in the company, hated you was pretty impressive.

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Re: Random Wrestling News

Post by Ocelot » Sat Jul 13, 2019 1:13 pm

Y'all. I just saw a five star wrestling match.
Happened at a minor league ballpark.
So these two guys were entertaining fans in between innings by dressing up in big foam-filled sumo outfits and pretending to have a 'match.' Two out of three falls.
First fall ended when the black-attired sumo dude hit the red-attired sumo dude with a tazer, did a splash off him that caused him to bounce up and damn near spike himself on his head, and cover him for the three count.
Second fall ended when red dude fucking whipped out a nightstick and beat the crap out of him, did a belly flop onto black dude, spiked himself on his own head, and got the three.
Third fall ended when a run in by a GIANT SMILING BUS (ok two guys in a bus costume but KAYFABE) ran into red attired duded and black attired dude did a fucking RUNNING ELBOWDROP, bounced off the guy, landed right on his ass, and covered the guy for three.
Better than anything WWE has put out in two years. *****

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Re: Random Wrestling News

Post by Dr. Zoidberg » Sun Jul 14, 2019 2:11 am



All natural...

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Re: Random Wrestling News

Post by Bandit » Sun Jul 14, 2019 2:20 am

I wish I had the clip of Bruce Prichard as Vince yelling "VAAAAAASSSSCULARRRRRR!!!!"

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