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[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Bandit]

Lance needs to call 1866-RGT-4LAW

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Bandit]

Kenny Omega vs Pentagon Jr. will be the semi main event at All In. That match will be incredible.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Big Boss Man]

Hey, Charles Keller...



But seriously, maybe Chris has an open marriage?. If not that's definitely not cool at...

"Hey BBM..."

Yo !! ???

[Bandit]

He said in his first book he didn't share the vices most wrestlers do because he doesn't do drugs or cheat on the road. But that was 11 years ago.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Ocelot]

The girl anyone we should know?

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Don't think so.

[Bandit]

It's his wife and she isn't involved with wrestling.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Apparently the word "parasite" is antisemitic.

[Bandit]

It has been called that. Louis Farrakhan got in trouble for saying Jews were parasites to society in interviews. So he's not out of bounds. Obviously Finlay did not mean it that way at all. But Bix is showing the irony of a man complaining about something he's taking out of context by taking him out of context the same way.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Bandit]

He's absolutely correct. Everyone in the Vatican should resign and the organization start over.

[Bandit]

Wrestlemania XXXV main event: Goldberg vs Trump, winner fucks Ivanka.

[Big Boss Man]

Wrestlemania XXXV main event: Goldberg vs Trump, winner fucks Ivanka.

HEY BRO, IMMA MAKE IT A VIAGRA ON A POLE MATCH & IF BILL WINS HES PREZ FOR 30 DAYS

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Bandit]

They located the hacker. He has been identified as this man