Dramatic reading of wank shame scam spam sent to our corporate inquiries email helpline

[Roofus]

If all they wanted was a video of the process of my masturbation, all they had to do was ask

[Bandit]

I've seen some that are real masterpieces of broken english.

Your laptop computer is captured by the injurious malware .Whats amiss?Can you be so kind and and don’t give an answer to this mailing box I would never use to it again. At the time when you were masturbating in front ofscreen of your computer when you made a visit erotic Internet site yours device was attacked by hostile program as a result insecurity the Web browser.
I set my malware on a porn Internet resource, you pushed this information and urgently put the malicious soft to your computer .That rogue program make your front camera capturing video and I enjoy a videotape with you chaturbating.In next 4 hours this rogue program got all the contacts.At the same time I possess username to yours mail and social networking websites.So I have video content and pictures where you masturbate and bare-ass.If you do not wish the photos to give to the world and to be send to all your friends near and dear I recommend you the following decision option.
Y ou should pay to mine Bitcoin wallet 1PfWb65WDTDXde1hoofT5G3ZhTxX1vUP3R - 350 U.S. dollars in BTC.
You own 27 hours after opening it. If I earn money I am going to undo that this videorecord forever.My my language knowledge isn’t far from good as I am not native speaking anyway you have an opportunity to understand what I want to say. I beg pardon for my mistakes- I live in China .

So polite.

While you were sitting in front of the computer browsing redtube and pulling your willy yours notebook computer caught a malicious program through your browser.
This program is intended to exploit your web cam, records all your movements and browser history of the adults Web sites you are made a visit.
But the wickedest thing about this virus is that it can activate your WebCam, access your e-mail and backup your contact files.
Mind that I also have access to your social media profiles.
So, I have pictures and videos of you, with your pants down. Vids where you are stronk.
If you don’t want your all you family, and random users to see you masturbating, I advise you do this: pay me 400 dollars.
This is my Bitcoin account 1Nia3EtmACkfdzVvjw8c3NvgcHFw1twZUS
When I ll get the that money, I ll del all the compromising photos and you will never hear from me ever again.
If you dont send the money within 23 hours since the moment you read this msg, I will send your videos to your colleagues, through your social media for everyone to see, to your co-workers, family, to your friends.
P.S. My English isn’t good because I’am not too fluent, but you get the point.
Dont answer to this letter. It isnt mine and I wont be using it anymore.

Do you want to make a spectacle of yourself? I will tell you what to do To leave behind that dirt you have to give $ 400 In a case if you forward I will eliminate this materials.
Pay USD 400 to 1PWfPY5cf4ukpnLGyuBG26VtcQmf469T7k Bitcoin wallet failing this you should became star in the Internet.
Otherwise I would show it to all your contact information If not it going to sent to all your contact files.
All the closely related people and collaborates would see this Are you going to make a surprise to all your nearest and dearest and workmates?
Its mine Bitcoin wallet 1PWfPY5cf4ukpnLGyuBG26VtcQmf469T7k.
I can give you just 24 hours to do this.
You pay me cash and I should destroy that dirty pictures entirely and permanently.
P.S. I beg pardon for my mistakes, but I am sure you understood. I am cracker China is my native country. I have had cracked this mailing box so please and don’t give an answer to it.

Hello.

Do not mind my literacy, I am from China.
I uploaded the malicious program on your system.

Since that moment I pilfered all privy background from your system. Additionally, I have some more compromising evidence. The most interesting evidence that I stole- its a videotape with your masturbation. I adjusted virus on a porn web site and after you loaded it. When you decided with the video and tapped on a play button, my deleterious soft at once set up on your system. After adjusting, your camera shoot the videotape with you self-abusing, in addition it saved precisely the porn video you masturbated on. In next few days my malware collected all your social and work contacts.

If you want to delete the records - pay me 300 euro in BTC (cryptocurrency). I provide you my Btc number - 1AGofQibUVi2XuNR3SV2J359Xv3HQJgbAK

You have 24 hours after reading. When I get transfer I will destroy the videotape evermore.
Other way I will send the tape to all your colleagues and friends.

[Skynet]

I work for an ISP and the amount of customers that email in and forward us these emails asking what to do is hilarious.

[Big Boss Man]

Sounds like it's Roger Waters reading it out

[Bandit]

Sounds like it's Roger Waters reading it out

It will be his next concept album.

[Big Boss Man]

Sounds like it's Roger Waters reading it out

It will be his next concept album.