US Politics Thread

[Bandit]

[Dr. Zoidberg]

I bet Trump told the Russians what the 11 secret herbs & spices are. #traitor

[Bandit]

That son of a bitch. #Impeach.

[Bandit]

If he's telling the truth it's not really a big deal. It was heavily publicized in the media last month a bunch of airlines were going to ban laptops on flights from certain countries. But given Trump's big mouth and complete lack of impulse control nobody would be surprised if he blurted out something major. But that NBC News, who are hardly Trump fans, are backing him up is making me wonder if that's what happened.

[Bandit]

I cannot believe a human being can be this stupid.

Trump removed from office = President Mike Pence. The cabinet stays the same, Pence nominates someone for Vice President that has to be approved by the Senate, and Supreme Court Justices can't be recalled because of an administration change (nor would Pence ever recall him because Republicans all approve of Gorsuch.)

And okay, let's say Pence and the entire Trump cabinet get impeached too. Then Paul Ryan become President and Gorsuch still stays.

Did she ever attend one Social Studies class?

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Bandit]

Good lord. Haven't these people been around enough attorneys to know rule #1 is KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT? They'd be the worst mobsters ever.

[Bandit]

[Bandit]

I think I'm giving up and moving.

[OrangeRibbon]

I think I'm giving up and moving.

Her 15 mins are not up yet?

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Her 15 mins are not up yet?

She's America's sweetheart, she'll be around for a while.

[Bandit]

Her 15 mins are not up yet?

She's America's sweetheart, she'll be around for a while.

She'll be pregnant soon, then they'll put her on Teen Mom. Then in a few years she'll have a "stolen" sex tape come out like that other girl from Teen Mom.

Hey, speaking of teens and nudity.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Jimmy Savile would be proud...whoops, wrong thread!

And Cash Me Ousside Girl could be the new Gianna Michaels when she's 18.

[Bandit]

Wow, look who sent that. Putin gives zero fucks.

[Bandit]

Boy, the Saudi Royals sound like a ton of fun to hang out with.

[Bandit]

Guess who just bowed to the Saudi King?

[Bandit]

[OrangeRibbon]

What?

[Dr. Zoidberg]

They're opening a portal to the dark dimension.

[Bandit]

What?

It's a tradition in Saudi Arabia where leaders touch a glowing globe with their king to represent hopes for world peace. But it looks like a scene in a particularly bad MST3K movie.