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Re: Random links & other crap

Postby Bandit » Sun May 14, 2017 1:57 am

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So he's had diarrhea for a decade?

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Re: Random links & other crap

Postby Dr. Zoidberg » Sun May 14, 2017 2:09 am

For 45 years. Every time he shits his pants he's standing up to feminists.

Looks like that quote is missing a bit though.

Elam’s brothers held him down on the kitchen floor while his mother screamed and hit him with a wooden spoon until a concerned neighbor knocked on the door. “I felt like I was engaged in the battle of my life,” Elam said. “I was a rebel from that moment on ... I’m still that 13-year-old kid on the floor that won’t take the medicine.”

https://www.buzzfeed.com/adamserwer/how ... .nm5JZ3e3o

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Re: Random links & other crap

Postby Bandit » Wed May 24, 2017 7:48 am




OMG GRANDPA NO!!!!

I knew he knew too much about porn for a man his age. :(


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Re: Random links & other crap

Postby Bandit » Sun Jun 04, 2017 11:51 pm

Well, Canadians are known for being laid back people.

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Re: Random links & other crap

Postby Skynet » Tue Jun 06, 2017 7:15 am

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Re: Random links & other crap

Postby melancholy » Tue Jun 06, 2017 10:56 am

What's IBS?

*Googles IBS*

*Regrets everything*

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Re: Random links & other crap

Postby Dr. Zoidberg » Wed Jun 21, 2017 7:51 pm

A Caller Tells Triple M The 'Grossest Story You'll Ever Hear'

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No, seriously. Even the strongest stomachs are going to struggle with this one...

Tuesday night on Triple M's Tom & Olly saw a caller buzz in with the most disgusting story you're ever likely to hear - so if you're intrigued, read on.

When asked 'what's the grossest thing that's happened to you?', a caller named Jake insisted he had to be part of the action.

Here is how it went:

“Myself and my best mate Jono were over in WA,” he starts.

“We’re in a town of about 50 people at this small pub.”

“In the pub, we’re having a few pints and we meet this sheila there. And she says ‘would you boys like to come to my joint tonight?’ “

“We figured we’d spent a few weeks in a van - it would be nice to sleep in a bed.”

“So we had a few pints and went back to her joint and she said ‘righto, one of you is on the couch and one of you is in my bed’ “

At this point, Tom and Olly were curious if the girl was attractive; which Jake confirmed was not the case.

He continued to say that his mate immediately took the offer of the couch, leaving Jake to sleep in the bed with the mystery girl.

“So anyway, started kissing her and went down and started sucking her nipple for a few minutes,” he explained.

“Then I got a bit of a squirt in the mouth.”

“I said to her ‘are you pregnant?!’ This is a bit weird.”

“So I turned the light on - she had a gigantic boil right next to her nipple.”

“I’d been sucking on her boil for two minutes.”

“I started spitting and dry reaching - just went straight to the bathroom, put my clothes on and got out of there.”

“Went to the servo, got some Listerine and drank the whole bottle I reckon.”

Source: Triple M

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Re: Random links & other crap

Postby Bandit » Thu Jun 22, 2017 10:42 pm

Then I'm surprised the cast isn't comprised only of redhead and Asian women and the scripted isn't comprised of references about Blacked.com and Egyptian frog gods.

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Re: Random links & other crap

Postby Bandit » Fri Jun 23, 2017 5:14 am



BRB, going to KFC.

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Re: Random links & other crap

Postby OrangeRibbon » Thu Jun 29, 2017 1:53 am

Wowm aww because they thought he stole from them.

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Re: Random links & other crap

Postby Bandit » Thu Jun 29, 2017 2:30 am

Yeah, England needs to bring back the gallows for one day to give those people what they deserve.

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Re: Random links & other crap

Postby Bandit » Sat Jul 08, 2017 12:21 am



And you thought the beautiful romance of the couple getting engaged during The Tournament of Death could never be topped.


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