US Politics Thread

[Bandit]

[Bandit]

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[melancholy]

[Bandit]

Jesus, Reality Winner?

"I want people to think I'm talking about a race horse when I talk about my daughter."

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Bandit]

Yeah, it's not like he has a job to do or anything. You can spare four hours to dick around on Twitter on a Thursday afternoon when you've got the most important job in the country, right?

[OrangeRibbon]

A bunch of Republicans were asking him not to do it.

[Bandit]

Oh they hate it. His team can't do anything because as soon as they cover for him he screws it all up. But Trump's gonna Trump.

[Bandit]

[Bandit]

They were practicing baseball for the yearly Republicans vs Democrats game for charity they do every summer and a guy walked up to the Republicans and started shooting. JFC.

[Bandit]

Fortunately some people there had guns and shot the guy. He's in custody at a hospital.

[Bandit]

He's very lucky the guy didn't realize he was a Republican congressman.

[Bandit]

Rand Paul said the shooter was screaming about health care.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

They are going to screw 25m people with their health care reforms, so they might want to up the amount of security they have. Or just stop playing baseball.

[Bandit]

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Apparently the guy is a Bernie Sanders fan.

[Bandit]

So was the guy who murdered the people in Portland. Which was odd the media kept calling him a white supremacist since he liked Bernie and voted for Jill Stein, as both are Jewish, so really he was just a psycho who hates Muslims.

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