US Politics Thread

[Bandit]

He looks just like the generic uncle everybody has who only talks about sports with you.

And a report said he died.

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[Bandit]

Alex Jones came back in a time machine from 2037 to warn current Alex Jones that the incident today started a new civil war.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Ford To Move Focus Production From Michigan To China

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[OrangeRibbon]

What is he talking about?

[Bandit]

What is he talking about?

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Dr. Zoidberg]

I wonder what kind of things Miley Cyrus will tweet 30 years from now when she's president of the USA?

[Bandit]

At least she'll legalize drugs, so we have that going for us.

[Bandit]

That tweet sums up the past 2 years.

[Bandit]

He'll be 79 then dude. And IIRC he said in 2016 if he won he'd only do one term because of that. Not that he's feeble or anything, he has lots of energy and is sharp, but after Reagan people get nervous about old presidents. Trump will be pushing it too since he'd be 78 at the end of his second term.

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[Dr. Zoidberg]

Creepy...

[Bandit]

Trump praying? #fakenews

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[Bandit]

Eh, it's not like Michigan could get any worse if they elected him.

[OrangeRibbon]

Baw di da baw da bang didgty my state needs these subsidies.

[Bandit]

Is Trump a freelance writer now?

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