US Politics Thread

[Bandit]

[Bandit]

[melancholy]

I hate Trump with all of my being, but each passing Hillary article makes me glad she didn't win.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Bandit]

I hate Trump with all of my being, but each passing Hillary article makes me glad she didn't win.

Yeah, this is really pathetic. Sanders took it so easy on her. In the first debate one of the first things he says was he refuses to talk about the e-mail scandal. The harshest he was towards her was about her taking $300,000 from Goldman Sachs for a speech. And she's the one who fucked that up royally because she said some bizarre thing about they gave it to her because they respected what she did for New York City after 9/11, which everybody mocked her for.

According to CNN, this is a list of things Hillary blames for losing the election.

-Misogyny
-Bernie Sanders
-Joe Biden
-Bad advice from Obama
-James Comey
-The New York Times
-Vladimir Putin
-The DNC

And remember she said in the press release she'd also talk about the things she did wrong. She only blames herself for the coal mining speech where she came off bad seeming kind of gleeful people were going to be put out of work. She doesn't even say "Yeah, we messed up not going to Wisconsin."

[Bandit]

LOL her rating is worse than Trump's (his is 36%) and her cunty book hasn't even come out yet.

[Bandit]

[Bandit]

Really, she put out a book saying Facebook memes proved she was right.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Bandit]

Normally I hate shit like celebs running as a publicity stunt. But 90% of Michigan is a disaster anyway, so what could he do to it? When your largest city looks like the apocalypse already happened you can really put anybody in at that point. Even a guy who makes awful music and was in Joe Dirt.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

ICP should run as well.

[Bandit]

[Dr. Zoidberg]

So you're saying he's a...Helmersexual?

[Bandit]

His memory is terrible.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Bandit]

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Is it time for the greatest comeback ever?

[Bandit]

I want the nicknames back. Marshawn Lynch is King Skittles, Jameis Winston is Crab Legz, Adrian Peterson is Spanky, Ndamukong Suh is Mr. Fine or have the dollar amount he owes the NFL on his jersey, Andy Dalton is The Prime Time Failure, Eli Manning is The Amazing Aspie. Whoever starts for the Browns as QB can rotate Future Bench Warmer.

[Bandit]

There was a 0% chance of that happening. If any of those guys voted for Hillary I'd be shocked.

[Bandit]