I've started stockpiling.
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- ian
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I've started stockpiling.
New Bojack next weekend, so I've started to stockpile liquor to get me through it.
I decided to try a cheap bottle of Blanc ($5) called Coldstone. I'm only 3 quarters of the way through it and fucking hammered. I am probably not going to survive the viewing.
Since the seasons have all had 12 episodes.. I will be buying 12 different kinds of liquor to last me each episode...
1 Cider (Somersby apple Cider)
2 Beer (Stella, STELLA! and maybe a single Corona light)
3 Sake (Kizakura Yamahai)
4 Vodka (Smirnoff) May as well get the breakfast Spirit out of the way.
5 White Wine (Coldstone Sauvignon Blanc)
6 Red Wine (Jacob's Creek Pinot Noir) after this, I will be FUCKED, could never handle red wine
7 Liqueur (Jägermeister) Will need something easy after Red Wine
8 Tequila (Sierra Silver) Starting on all the real spirits...
9 Rum (Bundy Original)
10 Whiskey (Jack DAGNIELS!! and BACON STRIPS)
11 Gin (Beefeater)
12 Absinth (Green Fairy)
When each episode is done, I will be moving onto the next liquor. I have enough smokes and food here that I won't have to stop watching for even a second.
Phone will be off, net disconnected, door locked, legal will prepared.
Ready to laugh to death, or die trying!
I decided to try a cheap bottle of Blanc ($5) called Coldstone. I'm only 3 quarters of the way through it and fucking hammered. I am probably not going to survive the viewing.
Since the seasons have all had 12 episodes.. I will be buying 12 different kinds of liquor to last me each episode...
1 Cider (Somersby apple Cider)
2 Beer (Stella, STELLA! and maybe a single Corona light)
3 Sake (Kizakura Yamahai)
4 Vodka (Smirnoff) May as well get the breakfast Spirit out of the way.
5 White Wine (Coldstone Sauvignon Blanc)
6 Red Wine (Jacob's Creek Pinot Noir) after this, I will be FUCKED, could never handle red wine
7 Liqueur (Jägermeister) Will need something easy after Red Wine
8 Tequila (Sierra Silver) Starting on all the real spirits...
9 Rum (Bundy Original)
10 Whiskey (Jack DAGNIELS!! and BACON STRIPS)
11 Gin (Beefeater)
12 Absinth (Green Fairy)
When each episode is done, I will be moving onto the next liquor. I have enough smokes and food here that I won't have to stop watching for even a second.
Phone will be off, net disconnected, door locked, legal will prepared.
Ready to laugh to death, or die trying!
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- Calavera
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Re: I've started stockpiling.
I like to misread this topic and assume each number is the number of bottles that you bought.
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Re: I've started stockpiling.
Knowing ian, it's probably correctCalavera wrote:I like to misread this topic and assume each number is the number of bottles that you bought.
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Re: I've started stockpiling.
misread.. yeah...Calavera wrote:I like to misread this topic and assume each number is the number of bottles that you bought.
If I was still drinking every day, that would be the correct amount. But since I've basically stopped drinking, even one bottle of all the harder stuff should be ample .Skynet wrote:Knowing ian, it's probably correct
basically it is:
6 ciders
7 beers
and 1 of everything else.
I'm nearly done...
Cider. To buy
Beer. To buy
Sake. I have
Vodka. I have
White Wine. I have
Red Wine. I have
Jager. I have
Tequila. To buy
Rum. To buy
Whiskey. I have
Gin. I have
Absinthe. To buy
Bought a carton of smokes and ground up some Oxycontin today. Gonna try get some other nice drugs, but if I can't i'll make do.
to quote Sarah Lynn:
"because I heard if you stop doing drugs for a while, the first time you do them again IT'S AMAZING!"
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Re: I've started stockpiling.
downloading now, about to hit the liquor store for the rest, grab some ice and hot food and move stuff out of here so less can be broken. wooo
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Re: I've started stockpiling.
I hope when you say ice you mean this kind of ice:
And not the Ben Cousins kind.
And not the Ben Cousins kind.
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Re: I've started stockpiling.
well Jesus fuck. Done and wasted. reflecting before I pass out.
It was nice hearing Zach Braff and Peggy Hill (Kathy Najimy) but fuck...
It was nice hearing Zach Braff and Peggy Hill (Kathy Najimy) but fuck...
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Re: I've started stockpiling.
Well I woke up with a massive hangover (haven't had a hangover in about a decade)
And the ONLY cure for a hangover is more drinking, so guess what I've been doing today.
My only regret is the red wine. Red wine fucks me up... On the plus side, today I've finished the red wine... So tomorrow I'll wake up with another hangover, but there's no red wine left so all will be well.
SHIT TONNE of Vodka left because episode 4 wasn't depressing at all. (ep 4 was the one with Peggy Hill)
so vodka will be the cure for tomorrow.
Then I'll wait like a week and finish the rest...
There was a shitload of absinthe left untill the last 4 minutes of the finale... I'd had like 2 shots the whole episode. and in the last 4 minutes, i drank almost half a bottle, and most of that was the last 15 seconds.
And the ONLY cure for a hangover is more drinking, so guess what I've been doing today.
My only regret is the red wine. Red wine fucks me up... On the plus side, today I've finished the red wine... So tomorrow I'll wake up with another hangover, but there's no red wine left so all will be well.
SHIT TONNE of Vodka left because episode 4 wasn't depressing at all. (ep 4 was the one with Peggy Hill)
so vodka will be the cure for tomorrow.
Then I'll wait like a week and finish the rest...
There was a shitload of absinthe left untill the last 4 minutes of the finale... I'd had like 2 shots the whole episode. and in the last 4 minutes, i drank almost half a bottle, and most of that was the last 15 seconds.
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Re: I've started stockpiling.
I'm honestly surprised you are here. Assuming you had survived the whole ordeal, I would have thought we wouldn't see you for a few days.
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Re: I've started stockpiling.
I've been solidly wasted since. Things were hurting for a bit (just heart, liver and head, nothing important)
Gin is the cure for everything, I was going to sober up to go get more but Dan Murphys has same day delivery for $15. I bought 6 bottles at once to save.
Gin is the cure for everything, I was going to sober up to go get more but Dan Murphys has same day delivery for $15. I bought 6 bottles at once to save.
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