Tried a brief stint as a singer.

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Tried a brief stint as a singer.

Postby ian » Sat May 12, 2018 3:09 pm

But I sing like an amputee... Can't hold a note, can't carry a tune.

Now I'm transitioning into the lead singer of an instrumental group.

I've been sober for 3 months. Now I'm drinking Dom Perignon 2005.. from a $2 kmart mug..
The English language had deteriorated into a hybrid of hillbilly, valleygirl, inner-city slang and various grunts. Joe was able to understand them, but when he spoke in an ordinary voice he sounded pompous and faggy to them.

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Re: Tried a brief stint as a singer.

Postby Dr. Zoidberg » Sat May 12, 2018 3:23 pm

Are you rocking out to old school Duran Duran?

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Re: Tried a brief stint as a singer.

Postby ian » Sat May 12, 2018 5:44 pm

I am indeed ;) (and other 80's tracks) and I do apologise. I am not drinking my $300 bottle of champagne from a $2 kmart mug.

I am drinking my $300 bottle of champagne from a 75 cent Kmart mug: http://www.kmart.com.au/product/drink-j ... raw/184307
To be fair, they WERE $2 when I bought them years ago.

Since they are only 75 cents now, I will probably switch to the cheaper 2006 Dom next time. 2006 is basically bargain bin priced at $250.
I might splurge on a bottle of 2004 Dom rosé

And what wine snobs don't want to admit to themselves or anyone else is that a $300 bottle tastes exactly the same as $20 bottle, which is the same as a $10 cask.. ;)

I tried to make the $300 last as long as possible.. now I am on my last glass.

Will probably make a quick trip to dan murphys to get something else.
The English language had deteriorated into a hybrid of hillbilly, valleygirl, inner-city slang and various grunts. Joe was able to understand them, but when he spoke in an ordinary voice he sounded pompous and faggy to them.

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Re: Tried a brief stint as a singer.

Postby ian » Sat May 19, 2018 4:59 am

and back to the boring sober life this weekend. it's been dry since last saturday, and every second I have wanted to hang myself.
The English language had deteriorated into a hybrid of hillbilly, valleygirl, inner-city slang and various grunts. Joe was able to understand them, but when he spoke in an ordinary voice he sounded pompous and faggy to them.


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