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Have you or a loved one...

Post by Dr. Zoidberg » Sun May 14, 2017 7:22 pm

...been affected by mesothelioma?

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Post by Bandit » Sun May 14, 2017 8:36 pm

My grandfather died from it, but I still laugh everytime they play that dumb commercial. Especially when they have an awkward transition to it.

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Re: Have you or a loved one...

Post by melancholy » Sun May 14, 2017 10:28 pm

Please tell me you have a YouTube link to what you are taking about.

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Re: Have you or a loved one...

Post by Dr. Zoidberg » Sun May 14, 2017 10:59 pm

It's from a popular wrestling podcast, where they play it a few times an episode. If you go to episode 43 at the link below, then go to the 14 minute mark you'll hear it.

http://www.mlwradio.com/something-to-wr ... chard.html

Hearing it once off won't really do much but hearing it multiple times a week for the past year it starts to get drilled into your brain.

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Post by Bandit » Sun May 14, 2017 11:07 pm

Yeah, I don't know if the joke will translate if you don't listen to the show. It's funny because it's a goofy show where a guy who used to be second in command with the WWE until he was fired for pulling out a gun tells crazy stories (why we like wrestling so much isn't just the wrestling, it's the absolutely batshit behind the scenes stories too), then they keep doing this ad break that has a gravely serious tone that is just so out of place and awkward it's funny.

An example would be like:

Bruce Prichard: "Vince McMahon flipped out and started screaming at the wrestlers because somebody replaced Tammy Sytch's meatballs in her spaghetti with a cut up turd because they were pissed off at her."

Conrad Thompson: "And if you have any problems with your workplace, contact RGT lawfirm."

Ad with sad piano music: "Have you or a loved one been affected by mesothelioma?"

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Re: Have you or a loved one...

Post by Matisfaction » Thu May 18, 2017 12:39 am

I've heard that It might be common with pet rats..

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Re: Have you or a loved one...

Post by Dr. Zoidberg » Fri May 19, 2017 3:33 pm

Fuckin' rest in motherfuckin' peace, motherfucker!

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Post by Bandit » Sat May 20, 2017 11:24 pm

Zoidy, may I borrow your Dr. Carver Shave Butter? I need to shave my taint.

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Re: Have you or a loved one...

Post by Matisfaction » Sat May 20, 2017 11:26 pm

Dr. Zoidberg wrote:Fuckin' rest in motherfuckin' peace, motherfucker!
Goddaym, mother fuckerrrr!

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Re: Have you or a loved one...

Post by Dr. Zoidberg » Sat May 20, 2017 11:30 pm

Bandit wrote:Zoidy, may I borrow your Dr. Carver Shave Butter? I need to shave my taint.
Of course you can. It's great for a buttery smooth taint.

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Re: Have you or a loved one...

Post by Bandit » Sat May 20, 2017 11:35 pm

I had a tube, but my son used it all.

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Re: Have you or a loved one...

Post by Matisfaction » Sun May 21, 2017 1:50 am

Dr. Zoidberg wrote:
Bandit wrote:Zoidy, may I borrow your Dr. Carver Shave Butter? I need to shave my taint.
Of course you can. It's great for a buttery smooth taint.
Wouldn't​ that make sitting down a problem? Or even putting on pants.. :|

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Re: Have you or a loved one...

Post by Dr. Zoidberg » Sun May 21, 2017 2:29 am

Only if the pants are vinyl. Or it might make it easier.

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Re: Have you or a loved one...

Post by Bandit » Sun May 21, 2017 2:32 am

You can't go wrong with my buttery taint.

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Re: Have you or a loved one...

Post by Bandit » Sun May 21, 2017 2:38 am

Matisfaction wrote:
Dr. Zoidberg wrote:Fuckin' rest in motherfuckin' peace, motherfucker!
Goddaym, mother fuckerrrr!
That "enraged Mickey Mouse" voice he does may be one of the funniest things on the internet. I'd put it in the hall of fame with the Glenn Danzing Book Tour video, the Rippin' n Tearin' guy dancing to Beyonce in Speedos and AJ Styles reacting to being told he's a gay icon as things I'll always laugh at.

"FUCKIN' BISON HEADED MOTHERFUCKERRRRRR! I'd LIKE TO STICK HIM IN THE MIDDLE OF IDAHO DURING HUNTING SEASON! THEY'D KILL HIM!"

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