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You've got megadik on sale really cheaply now
So I can soup up my jing-jang all right

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Hey Roofus

Postby ian » Sun May 20, 2018 8:17 am

I'm looking at holidays at the moment.. I'm actually considering a 2 grand package that includes 4 nights in Lost wages and another 4 nights Los Angeles.

I am proposing that after I arrive in LA, I buy a LeBaron (Or a convertable mustang if I do well in Nevada) drive up to you, we get some cigars and beer and cruise the beaches listing to California love on an endless loop.

From what I understand, you know how to party?

(In all seriousness, I am looking at going somewhere in the world for a week, and should I choose America, Cali is the clear choice)
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Re: Hey Roofus

Postby Roofus » Sun May 20, 2018 2:32 pm

Awesome. You're white so you'll get right in!

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Re: Hey Roofus

Postby ian » Sun May 20, 2018 4:49 pm

No matter where I choose, I am bound to offend, so I don't think the colour of my skin will matter.

The shortlist (in no order) is:
Japan.
France.
Germany.
'Merca.
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Re: Hey Roofus

Postby melancholy » Sun May 20, 2018 11:32 pm

ian wrote:No matter where I choose, I am bound to offend, so I don't think the colour of my skin will matter.

You clearly haven’t been to America.

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Re: Hey Roofus

Postby ian » Mon May 21, 2018 6:21 pm

In any of the above countries, I am sure I could get myself, shot, arrested, run out of town or all three even being white.
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Re: Hey Roofus

Postby Roofus » Tue May 22, 2018 3:12 am

ian wrote:In any of the above countries, I am sure I could get myself, shot, arrested, run out of town or all three even being white.


Probably, but here you'd have to do more than have a barbecue in the park or talk on the phone outside.

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Re: Hey Roofus

Postby ian » Tue May 22, 2018 9:23 pm

Can we give more people guns?
Or maybe take the guns away from the whites, and let everyone else have them for a little bit?

I am sure the solution has to do with guns, and if not more maybe bigger!

What if I develop revitaligo while I am there? Am I in trouble then?
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Re: Hey Roofus

Postby Roofus » Wed May 23, 2018 12:03 pm

ian wrote:What if I develop revitaligo while I am there? Am I in trouble then?


Yes. Both because you'll get shot by police on the way to the hospital and because we don't have health care so you wouldn't get treatment anyway.

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Re: Hey Roofus

Postby ian » Wed May 23, 2018 8:08 pm

what if I get mild revitaligo and look mexican? would I still get shot for being mexican? I would assume not, because then who will do your gardens?
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Re: Hey Roofus

Postby Roofus » Thu May 24, 2018 11:16 am

ian wrote:what if I get mild revitaligo and look mexican? would I still get shot for being mexican? I would assume not, because then who will do your gardens?


You'll just get deported to Mexico

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Re: Hey Roofus

Postby ian » Thu May 24, 2018 7:12 pm

I heard something about a wall? how would I get past that?

Maybe you could build a pedestrian overpass to canada?
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