Null Privacy Policy Update

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Dr. Zoidberg
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Null Privacy Policy Update

Postby Dr. Zoidberg » Sun May 27, 2018 5:17 pm

We’ve updated the Null Privacy Policy to be clearer about our use of customer information. The following are highlights of our changes:

- No testing in Null!
- We will sell all of your info to Facebook
- Ham Sammich

For more information about the Null privacy policy, go somewhere that gives a shit.

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Re: Null Privacy Policy Update

Postby melancholy » Sun May 27, 2018 10:58 pm

These terms are confusing and not clearer at all. For instance, is the ham sammich actually ham, or is it a steamed ham which would mean its actually beef? And going somewhere that gives a shit, wouldn't that technically mean you could go to anyone in the world since everyone shits?

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Re: Null Privacy Policy Update

Postby Dr. Zoidberg » Mon May 28, 2018 7:11 pm

melancholy wrote:is the ham sammich actually ham, or is it a steamed ham which would mean its actually beef?

Yes.

melancholy wrote:And going somewhere that gives a shit, wouldn't that technically mean you could go to anyone in the world since everyone shits?

Maybe.

Hope this helps make things clearer.

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Re: Null Privacy Policy Update

Postby Skynet » Mon May 28, 2018 8:33 pm

How will this update impact our username and posts?

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Re: Null Privacy Policy Update

Postby melancholy » Mon May 28, 2018 10:00 pm

I have concerns about your staff interfering with our democracy on the boards. Is szchinagoshop actually a Russian oligarch trying to influence our forum poll votes?

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Re: Null Privacy Policy Update

Postby Dr. Zoidberg » Mon May 28, 2018 10:47 pm

Skynet wrote:How will this update impact our username and posts?

They will be lost soon. Everyone will be given new usernames, Captain Meow Meow. That's your new name BTW.

melancholy wrote:I have concerns about your staff interfering with our democracy on the boards. Is szchinagoshop actually a Russian oligarch trying to influence our forum poll votes?

szchinagoshop is a proud member of The Communist Party of China, so you don't have to worry about the forum poll voting influence that has been happening. Not Russian!

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