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[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Bandit]

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Bandit]

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Man, on a first date: How do you feel about sex?

Woman: I like it infrequently.

Man: I see. Is that one word or two?

[Hawq]

I'd say that deserves a rimshot but it seems a poor choice of words

[melancholy]

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Skynet]

What the fuck?

[Dr. Zoidberg]

The girl in black was the needle in Nikki's strawberry kisses.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Me: I know it's weird, but I like to tell dad jokes while I'm having sex.

She: Whatever you're into, handsome!

Me: DAD! COME ON IN! SHE'S COOL!

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[melancholy]

I’ve watched that video 3 or 4 times this weekend and it never ceases to make me smile. I only wish it wouldn’t have jammed and would have completely destroyed the work, because now in that condition it will ironically be worth even more.

[Bandit]

[Bandit]

[melancholy]

I truly believe that woman has a mental condition. She is completely delusional.

[Dr. Zoidberg]