Woman: I like it infrequently.
Man: I see. Is that one word or two?
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Man, on a first date: How do you feel about sex?
Woman: I like it infrequently.
Man: I see. Is that one word or two?
Woman: I like it infrequently.
Man: I see. Is that one word or two?
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I'd say that deserves a rimshot but it seems a poor choice of words
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What the fuck? 
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The girl in black was the needle in Nikki's strawberry kisses.
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Me: I know it's weird, but I like to tell dad jokes while I'm having sex.
She: Whatever you're into, handsome!
Me: DAD! COME ON IN! SHE'S COOL!
She: Whatever you're into, handsome!
Me: DAD! COME ON IN! SHE'S COOL!
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I’ve watched that video 3 or 4 times this weekend and it never ceases to make me smile. I only wish it wouldn’t have jammed and would have completely destroyed the work, because now in that condition it will ironically be worth even more.
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I truly believe that woman has a mental condition. She is completely delusional.
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