So just in case Trump starts a war with Australia

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So just in case Trump starts a war with Australia

Post by Roofus » Fri Feb 03, 2017 11:34 am

I hope we can all still be friends, even though we should have gone to war with you Aussie bastards years ago.

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Re: So just in case Trump starts a war with Australia

Post by Dr. Zoidberg » Fri Feb 03, 2017 1:54 pm

We'll have a war, a cricket Waugh!

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Re: So just in case Trump starts a war with Australia

Post by Skynet » Fri Feb 03, 2017 7:03 pm

Roofus wrote:I hope we can all still be friends, even though we should have gone to war with you Aussie bastards years ago.
Lucky for you we'll be too drunk to fight back. Plus they took our guns away.

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Re: So just in case Trump starts a war with Australia

Post by ian » Sat Mar 25, 2017 1:05 am

Roofus wrote:I hope we can all still be friends, even though we should have gone to war with you Aussie bastards years ago.
Be careful of our wild life!! The spiders are becoming resistant to all forms of attack. I tried to spray a funnel web.. mortein and pea beu didn't kill it..
so I tried literally drowning it in pea beu.. that didn't kill it. so I smacked it with a thong and the fucker was still flinching when it fell to the floor of the shed...

you can kill us.. but you'll never take the animals or insects. and the flies will drive you all crazy in 20 minutes..
If every person who told you your vote actually mattered voted for the same person as you, your vote would still be worthless at overcoming all the people who voted Donald Trump/Boris Johnson/Scott Morrison into office.

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Re: So just in case Trump starts a war with Australia

Post by Skynet » Sat Mar 25, 2017 10:22 am

ian wrote:so I smacked it with a thong and the fucker was still flinching when it fell to the floor of the shed...
I know what you mean, but I couldn't help but read this from an American's point of view. :olol:

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Re: So just in case Trump starts a war with Australia

Post by OrangeRibbon » Sat Mar 25, 2017 12:55 pm

Skynet wrote:
ian wrote:so I smacked it with a thong and the fucker was still flinching when it fell to the floor of the shed...
I know what you mean, but I couldn't help but read this from an American's point of view. :olol:
I have been here for to long because I read it as flip fop till you said something.

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Re: So just in case Trump starts a war with Australia

Post by Skynet » Sat Mar 25, 2017 1:22 pm

OrangeRibbon wrote:
Skynet wrote:
ian wrote:so I smacked it with a thong and the fucker was still flinching when it fell to the floor of the shed...
I know what you mean, but I couldn't help but read this from an American's point of view. :olol:
I have been here for to long because I read it as flip fop till you said something.
We don't know that it was a flip flop, with ian who knows!

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Re: So just in case Trump starts a war with Australia

Post by ian » Sat Mar 25, 2017 2:52 pm

Smacking spiders with G-strings doesn't even knock them off walls..
If every person who told you your vote actually mattered voted for the same person as you, your vote would still be worthless at overcoming all the people who voted Donald Trump/Boris Johnson/Scott Morrison into office.

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Re: So just in case Trump starts a war with Australia

Post by redgorilla » Mon Apr 10, 2017 7:16 pm

Hahah exciting time!

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