She bit my penis!

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She bit my penis!

Post by ian » Sun Mar 15, 2020 12:41 am

It wasn't a really hard bite, but I'm not too happy about it. :angryevil:
Guys know how to love bite a penis, but in my personal experience, women do not know.
A normal love bite on the neck is about 4 times harder than a love bite on the cock should ever be...

Needless to say, I am not seeing her anymore.
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Re: She bit my penis!

Post by Skynet » Sun Mar 15, 2020 10:14 am

You can always rely on your bros to not bite your penis hard. Women have no idea...

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Re: She bit my penis!

Post by Roofus » Sun Mar 15, 2020 12:50 pm

It's just two cool dudes biting each other on the penis. There's nothing gay about that!

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Re: She bit my penis!

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Re: She bit my penis!

Post by ian » Sat Mar 21, 2020 3:58 am

Skynet wrote:
Sun Mar 15, 2020 10:14 am
You can always rely on your bros to not bite your penis hard. Women have no idea...
You said it!
I am glad someone gets it! Not that I've ever had too many biters at all.
Roofus wrote:
Sun Mar 15, 2020 12:50 pm
It's just two cool dudes biting each other on the penis. There's nothing gay about that!
Always sunny reference? :olol:
but to clarify, I haven't bitten anyones penis who's bitten mine.
melancholy wrote:
Sun Mar 15, 2020 1:52 pm
not no homo... BIG homo.
I am here right now saying I would prefer another man to bite my penis than a woman.
The only thing gayer than that is being the middle person in a spit roast... I WOULD THINK...

Just gotta find me a girl who doesn't fucking bite!!
Hank Azaria not playing Apu on the Simpsons will make the role as irrelevant as the Simpsons has been as a series since 1999!

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