Australia doesn't exist!

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Australia doesn't exist!

Post by Roofus » Thu May 07, 2020 1:12 pm

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Zoidberg, Skynet and ian are all bots! Me, Cal, Mel and Hawq are the only real people here! Wake up, sheeple!

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Re: Australia doesn't exist!

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Re: Australia doesn't exist!

Post by melancholy » Thu May 07, 2020 4:24 pm

That seems like an awful lot of work and money just to hide some kind of plot from hundreds of years ago. I’m having trouble seeing the payoff here.

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Re: Australia doesn't exist!

Post by Skynet » Thu May 07, 2020 7:50 pm

I don't know what you are talking about, I am an Australian born citizen.

Don't blow our cover. Acting gigs are hard to find. Z, ian, and myself are struggling actors and this is the only gig we could get. Keep going down the rabbit hole, you have no idea how deep it goes!

Blimey, it's great being an Aussie. Where's me fosters?

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Re: Australia doesn't exist!

Post by ian » Thu May 07, 2020 8:40 pm

I have a wife and 3 Kids in Utah to feed.
People saying Australia doesn’t exist are taking food out of hard working, patriotic, Americans mouths.

Do they have ANY fuckin’ idea how much training it takes to learn an Aussie accent.
Even pronouncing Aussie correctly is a full days course.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a Malonga gilderchuck to get back to.
Hank Azaria not playing Apu on the Simpsons will make the role as irrelevant as the Simpsons has been as a series since 1999!

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Re: Australia doesn't exist!

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Re: Australia doesn't exist!

Post by melancholy » Fri May 08, 2020 4:09 am

No, seriously, what’s the angle here? Why pay all that money fooling billions of people into believing there’s a continent that doesn’t actually exist? Call it a conspiracy theory, but I believe that Australia might actually be a real place.

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Re: Australia doesn't exist!

Post by Roofus » Fri May 08, 2020 4:23 am

melancholy wrote:
Fri May 08, 2020 4:09 am
No, seriously, what’s the angle here? Why pay all that money fooling billions of people into believing there’s a continent that doesn’t actually exist? Call it a conspiracy theory, but I believe that Australia might actually be a real place.
Conspiracy theories never have a "why" other than so "they" can keep the sheeple under control.

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Re: Australia doesn't exist!

Post by ian » Fri May 08, 2020 11:32 am

Who’s THEY?
Hank Azaria not playing Apu on the Simpsons will make the role as irrelevant as the Simpsons has been as a series since 1999!

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Re: Australia doesn't exist!

Post by Manoel » Fri May 08, 2020 3:14 pm

ian wrote:
Fri May 08, 2020 11:32 am
Who’s THEY?
THEY = "They Have Enslaved You", a secret organization who secretly enslaves people.

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Re: Australia doesn't exist!

Post by ian » Fri May 08, 2020 9:31 pm

I got my pay docked and a a strike on my Accredited Australian Actors Association Account today.

I slipped up and accidentally called a footpath a sidewalk in conversation.

The person I was talking to didn’t seem to notice, but my Authorised Agent did hear the slip up.

First mistake I’ve made doing this Australian gig in 15 years.
I can have the strike nullified by spelling Neighbour and colour correctly 50 times online in the next month and submitting the report to the AAAAA.

I can earn the money I lost back pretty quickly, I just have to meet my monthly cunt quota.
My boss is a fucking shit cunt!
Hank Azaria not playing Apu on the Simpsons will make the role as irrelevant as the Simpsons has been as a series since 1999!

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Re: Australia doesn't exist!

Post by Calavera » Mon May 11, 2020 2:48 pm

I knew it! I knew something was up when I'd heard them talk about cars called a Commodore. You screwed up that a computer not a car!
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Re: Australia doesn't exist!

Post by Skynet » Mon May 11, 2020 5:21 pm

Calavera wrote:
Mon May 11, 2020 2:48 pm
You screwed up that a computer not a car!
Nah mate, it's Jeff Goldblum's ship from Thor Ragnarok

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Re: Australia doesn't exist!

Post by Calavera » Mon May 11, 2020 9:42 pm

Roofus wrote:
Thu May 07, 2020 1:12 pm
Zoidberg, Skynet and ian are all bots! Me, Cal, Mel and Hawq are the only real people here! Wake up, sheeple!
I always thought Dr.Zoidberg was from somewhere in England.
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