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Post by Roofus » Mon Jul 27, 2020 3:24 pm

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/ From: Levi V. Weslowski                                                               \
| To: Vassie H. Vettese                                                                 |
| Subject: I just started having sex, and my boyfriend keeps popping out when we do it. |
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| Dames always convulsed at me and even fellows did in the open-door latrine!           |
| Well, now I cackl at them, because I took Meg. A. Dik                                 |
| for 34 months and now my ding-dong is overmuch longer than mediocre.                  |
| shop http://shotacne.horse                                                            |
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| The record has yet to be officially confirmed with                                    |
| solution to the challenges posed by Iran. This will                                   |
| wrapped up in George Soros, no one seems worried that he might,                       |
| It will come as no surprise to the reader when I admit that I have                    |
| him-and to take him seriously. What Soros failed to understand was                    |
\ to get home and see his wife and two young daughters.                                 /
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Post by Dr. Zoidberg » Mon Jul 27, 2020 8:57 pm

I'm going to create a product called Megaundik, for people that have too much ding dong and want to shrink it.

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Dames used to faint and the fellows shrieked in horror after seeing my hefty tallywhacker in the open door latrine!

Well, now they can relax, because I took Meg. A. Un. Dik
for 34 months and now my ding-dong has become much more mediocre. 

shop http://shotacne.bee
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Post by Roofus » Tue Jul 28, 2020 6:30 am

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/ I am one of your older Power Players (I'm 32), and I have some          \
| accomplishments to share. I have beaten many of your harder games, such |
| as Deadly Towers, Bionic Commando, The Legend of Zelda, The Adventure   |
| of Link, Double Dragon, Milon's Secret Castle and Blaster Master (using |
| only one man). I also finished Super Mario Bros. 2 in 28 minutes. Some  |
| of my top scores are:                                                   |
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| Double Dragon: 129,310                                                  |
| Hudson's Adventure Island: 132,760                                      |
| 3-D WorldRunner: 316,550                                                |
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| My friends call me Mario because Mario and I have a few things in       |
| common: we're both Italian and we're both plumbers! I enjoy being       |
| called Mario because I take my gaming so seriously.                     |
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| A lot of people call me for tips. I tell them, "don't give up, you can  |
| do it if you really want!" I also tell kids to stay away from drugs     |
| because you need all your senses when you go up against video game      |
| foes. My other hobbies are drawing cartoon characters and playing in a  |
\ band; I am currently working on music for a game.                       /
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