Did you hear about the whistle being stolen?

[Roofus]

I never thought I'd see the like. What next? Somebody'll be murdered and then where are we? Drive-by shootings in the night. It'll be like Boyz N the Hood. Then they'll have whores selling their wares on the street. The pimps'll be using crack to keep the whores under control. I'm going to lock myself in the basement until they catch that fella.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

No fuppin way!