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[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Bandit]

Noel Gallagher was asked about AI Oasis

Q: Did you hear any of this AI Oasis music that recently popped up?

A: Fucking embarrassing. I just think people clearly have too much time and money on their hands if they’re fucking around with that for a laugh. I mean, who wants to fucking hear Ringo Starr singing “She’s Electric” and Freddie Mercury singing “Don’t Look Back in Anger?” Life’s too short for that shit.

Q: How did you find out about it?

A: How do you find out about anything? Somebody sent me a text with a laughing face emoji saying, “is this real?” Of course, it’s not real, you fucking moron!

Q: What do you think of AI?

A: AI will be the final nail in the coffin of music. I’m sure that the major record labels are now working on the technology to copyright it and machines will write music. Why hire a songwriter when you can own a machine to do it? Then Harry Styles can pump out Harry Styles music for the rest of his fucking life.

Q: Imagine having that when you were growing up…

A: The Matrix is real.

[ian]

Was it actually him? Or an AI trained to act like him?

I suspect most of AI development is in an effort to immortalise Noel, and he would be a good training device for AI.

If I was an AI and someone accused me of being an AI, I would absolutely respond to them with an insult Noel Gallagher said or would say to shut them up.

Ai can learn a lot from Noel!

[Bandit]

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[ian]

Second!

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[Dr. Zoidberg]

I wanna fuck you like a turtle
I wanna feel your shell on the inside

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[ian]

Liam has won this round, that was fucking woeful!

will Noel fight back with good music or a barrage of insults? The world waits with bated breath to see where this one goes.

[Bandit]

[Hawq]

They got free Metallica, why were they moaning?

[Bandit]

[Bandit]

They got free Metallica, why were they moaning?

Probably because Lars heard someone didn't pay for Metallica and charged them all for tickets.

[ian]

They got free Metallica, why were they moaning?

Probably because Lars heard someone didn't pay for Metallica and charged them all for tickets.

that's highly likely, but It was a noise complaint, so my bet would be they were playing St. Anger for the 20th and not good stuff, they would have got the bulk of the complaints about half way into Some kind of Monster.

I adore the track St. Anger itself, but the rest was pretty bad, although I suppose if I heard Frantic ever played again I wouldn't actively seek to stop it, but I wouldn't ever play it of my own volition.

[Bandit]

From Dirty Window on it's shit. Although the S&M2 version of All Within My Hands was better. I think in the Load era they would have done a better version of it.