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Post by Dr. Zoidberg » Tue Nov 30, 2021 12:56 am



That's some nice looking chicken.

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Post by Bandit » Tue Nov 30, 2021 1:01 am

A combination ghost and Carolina reaper pepper sauce sounds completely insane. That would water your eyes just smelling it.

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Post by Dr. Zoidberg » Tue Nov 30, 2021 1:07 am

It wouldn't be fun going in or coming out.

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Post by Bandit » Tue Nov 30, 2021 1:18 am

Yeah, those burps probably hurt her too. Hope she made some money doing it.

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Post by Dr. Zoidberg » Tue Nov 30, 2021 1:41 am

She got a free meal and a $30 voucher. Cha-ching!

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Post by ian » Fri Dec 17, 2021 3:54 am

I just opened a bag of Allens party mix lollies.
NOT A SINGLE BANANA. And only 3 milk bottles.
WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK HAS HAPPENED TO ALLENS?

I could almost forgive the 3 fucking disgusting black cats and I can forgive only 4 strawberry and creams, but at this point THEY SHOULD FUCKING KNOW THE CORRECT RATIOS OF LOLLIES.

5+ BANANAS
5+ MILK BOTTLES
5+ STRAWBERRY AND CREAMS
4+ JELLY BABIES
2-3 SNAKES

And absolutely 2 MAXIMUM fucking black cats.

In fact, screw them all and just make party mix a 50-50 of bananas and milk bottles and call it a day.
When not even me wants to binge a whole bag of party mix you know you've fucked up royal.

Binging a bag of milk bottles or bananas alone is a little bit much and you need the other to balance it out.

Thier method for deciding how many rancid fucking black cats should be in a party mix should be taking a bag of them and spreading the contents of that one bag across 1 million bags of party mix.

Fuck you Allens, worst scam since starburst started being tight asses with the cherry fruit chew and started plonking in 10 million lemon ones..
NOBODY WANTS FUCKING LEMON CHEWS!
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Post by Skynet » Fri Dec 17, 2021 10:12 pm

Anyone who says they like black cats is either a sociopath or a liar

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Re: The Junk Food/Fast Food Thread

Post by Dr. Zoidberg » Fri Dec 17, 2021 10:48 pm

Black cats are horrible.

Red frogs are the best.

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