Celebrity News Thread

[Big Boss Man]

Keith Moon used to do a ton of wacky stuff, but even he'd shake his head at sacrificing chickens. I don't think even Ozzy would have done that, I mean biting the head of a live bat has now being superseded by chicken sacrificing. I read that she sacrificed them because she performs "brujeria" (witchcraft) and says she's a witch too. Fingers crossed Vince hasn't heard about this or she'll be on Raw next week in gimmick as Mama Shango.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

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[Bandit]

How is that even possible?

[Dr. Zoidberg]

It's probably expensive wine. It would be cooler if it was $30k of this though:

[Bandit]

[ian]

It's probably expensive wine. It would be cooler if it was $30k of this though:

I'd say Johnny Depp would be too classy for Cask wine.. But yeah, I'd salute him if he could get through 30 K of cask wine a year but it's probably only like 3 bottles that are the best of the best.

at my best I could only manage about $3,700 of cask wine a year. (roughly 1 a day give or take)

and of those casks pictured..
Stanley is the best by a little. (1 cask gets me tanked no side effects)
Sunnyvale is the next best. (It's a bit worse than stanley, and lacks side effects but the swish jokes from trailer park boys, and all the housos jokes I can make when drinking make up for it.)
San Bernadino is OK if you can find it, and it's not too expensive.. ( $15 for a cask of wine.. not in this lifetime buddy!! Side effects are a dry mouth after you finish, so you just can't stop)
Kaiser Stuhl.. It pretty much just disappeared right as I started drinking properly..

And the worst wine I have ever had is anything by Coolabah! Doesn't matter what type, it's all SHIT.. IT's dry, has a horrible after taste, leaves you with cotton mouth, and worst of all, you have to drink a cask and a half to even get lightly buzzed, you will be going to take a piss every 10 minutes, your liver, kidneys and heart all feel odd.. and you'll wake up with a hang over (only time I've had a hangover and not finished Alcohol I had purchased in like 6 years was coolabah shit... I seriously threw half a cask of it right in the recycling)


And now you all know cheap cask wine.. I hope Johnny Depp does as well...

[Bandit]

If he was drinking 30k of hooch, he'd be joining John Bonham and Bon Scott in the big bar in the sky after about 4 months.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Looks like he might have to switch to $30 of cask wine a month.

[Bandit]

It would have been legendary if that was his second crash. He might be immortal.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Bandit]

Not surprising, she's always been outspoken about being a Republican and every few years you get "WTF a porn star conservative?!" articles about her. It didn't make sense back then but it makes more sense now that Democrats are more anti-porn these days. You know Trump has an epic porn collection somewhere.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

They should have used a more up to date pic with the post, one that matches the rant better.

[Bandit]

Well, I guess it's kinda good she finally beat anorexia.....

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Looks like she was pregnant last year, so that explains the chubbiness.




There are no excuses for her fucked up face though.

[Bandit]

Her face has been bad since the 2000s. A lot of ex-Vivid stars went nuts on plastic surgery. Like Devon looks like Michael Jackson now, which is a shame because she used to be one of the best looking women in porn 15 years ago.

[Bandit]

[Bandit]

[Dr. Zoidberg]

From this:



To this:



Plastic surgery works!