Celebrity News Thread
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Keith Moon used to do a ton of wacky stuff, but even he'd shake his head at sacrificing chickens. I don't think even Ozzy would have done that, I mean biting the head of a live bat has now being superseded by chicken sacrificing. I read that she sacrificed them because she performs "brujeria" (witchcraft) and says she's a witch too. Fingers crossed Vince hasn't heard about this or she'll be on Raw next week in gimmick as Mama Shango.
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How is that even possible?
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It's probably expensive wine. It would be cooler if it was $30k of this though:
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Dr. Zoidberg wrote:It's probably expensive wine. It would be cooler if it was $30k of this though:
I'd say Johnny Depp would be too classy for Cask wine.. But yeah, I'd salute him if he could get through 30 K of cask wine a year but it's probably only like 3 bottles that are the best of the best.
at my best I could only manage about $3,700 of cask wine a year. (roughly 1 a day give or take)
and of those casks pictured..
Stanley is the best by a little. (1 cask gets me tanked no side effects)
Sunnyvale is the next best. (It's a bit worse than stanley, and lacks side effects but the swish jokes from trailer park boys, and all the housos jokes I can make when drinking make up for it.)
San Bernadino is OK if you can find it, and it's not too expensive.. ( $15 for a cask of wine.. not in this lifetime buddy!! Side effects are a dry mouth after you finish, so you just can't stop)
Kaiser Stuhl.. It pretty much just disappeared right as I started drinking properly..
And the worst wine I have ever had is anything by Coolabah! Doesn't matter what type, it's all SHIT.. IT's dry, has a horrible after taste, leaves you with cotton mouth, and worst of all, you have to drink a cask and a half to even get lightly buzzed, you will be going to take a piss every 10 minutes, your liver, kidneys and heart all feel odd.. and you'll wake up with a hang over (only time I've had a hangover and not finished Alcohol I had purchased in like 6 years was coolabah shit... I seriously threw half a cask of it right in the recycling)
And now you all know cheap cask wine.. I hope Johnny Depp does as well...
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If he was drinking 30k of hooch, he'd be joining John Bonham and Bon Scott in the big bar in the sky after about 4 months.
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Looks like he might have to switch to $30 of cask wine a month.
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It would have been legendary if that was his second crash. He might be immortal.
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Not surprising, she's always been outspoken about being a Republican and every few years you get "WTF a porn star conservative?!" articles about her. It didn't make sense back then but it makes more sense now that Democrats are more anti-porn these days. You know Trump has an epic porn collection somewhere.
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They should have used a more up to date pic with the post, one that matches the rant better.
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Well, I guess it's kinda good she finally beat anorexia.....
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Looks like she was pregnant last year, so that explains the chubbiness.
There are no excuses for her fucked up face though.
There are no excuses for her fucked up face though.
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Her face has been bad since the 2000s. A lot of ex-Vivid stars went nuts on plastic surgery. Like Devon looks like Michael Jackson now, which is a shame because she used to be one of the best looking women in porn 15 years ago.
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From this:
To this:
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To this:
Plastic surgery works!