NFL Thread

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The Ravens are going to have to call fans to see if they want to play Tuesday and have a negative test.

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His dad is an out of work Geoffrey mascot actor from Toys R Us.

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Somebody at Lambeau needs to call 911 to send in a Swat Team to stop this massacre.

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This means that the Vikings are in second place

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His dad is an out of work Geoffrey mascot actor from Toys R Us.

Oh Mike Glennon, just one man in a stacked QB class of 2013 that included EJ Manuel, Geno Smith, and Landry Jones

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It must be depressing for those other guys to know Geno Smith, a man who sucks so bad he was once assaulted by a teammate after a game for it, has the best chance of winning a Super Bowl ring (as a back up for Russell Wilson, but still.)

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It must be depressing for those other guys to know Geno Smith, a man who sucks so bad he was once assaulted by a teammate after a game for it, has the best chance of winning a Super Bowl ring (as a back up for Russell Wilson, but still.)

It counted when Tavaris Jackson got his, it'd count if Geno gets his own too

You could argue that EJ got the kiss of death from NFL analyst Bucky Brooks:

NFL.com analyst Bucky Brooks projected him as a top five quarterback heading into the 2013 Draft and compared him to Josh Freeman.

And I forgot about Matt Barkley! He was drafted in 2013 too and will be (probably) playing backup for Buffalo in the playoffs.

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You could argue that EJ got the kiss of death from NFL analyst Bucky Brooks:

NFL.com analyst Bucky Brooks projected him as a top five quarterback heading into the 2013 Draft and compared him to Josh Freeman.

I'm pretty sure it was known Freeman was an alcoholic by that point, right? I seem to remember my friend who is a Bucs fan and I joking about him being hung over when he had a bad game a few years before.

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Haha, it's the best theory I've seen about Freeman. The article was written in January 2013, and the Bucs had just finished 7-9 with new head coach Greg Schiano. The next season? They shipped him off to Minnesota where he made a lasting impression with only one start, and the Bucs had a MRSA outbreak.

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Ah, the Jerry Jones tradition of taking a huge shit on people you thought were good enough to hire. Never change.

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Ah, the Jerry Jones tradition of taking a huge shit on people you thought were good enough to hire. Never change.

Jerry Jones is the gold standard example of how being rich protects you while being a big piece of shit

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Now it's time for some Vikings shitposting

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Wow, it's crazy that he's been around for 10 years and was undrafted

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It was close, this man almost beat Minnesota

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That baby's neck is too short to be his. He needs to go on Maury.

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Maybe it's a puberty thing?