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Re: NFL Thread

Post by Bandit » Sun Nov 29, 2020 10:59 am



The Ravens are going to have to call fans to see if they want to play Tuesday and have a negative test.

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Post by Bandit » Mon Nov 30, 2020 1:27 pm

Somebody at Lambeau needs to call 911 to send in a Swat Team to stop this massacre.

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Post by pixel » Tue Dec 01, 2020 12:57 am



This means that the Vikings are in second place


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Post by pixel » Tue Dec 01, 2020 1:04 am

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Mon Nov 30, 2020 10:44 am
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Oh Mike Glennon, just one man in a stacked QB class of 2013 that included EJ Manuel, Geno Smith, and Landry Jones :olol:

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Post by Bandit » Tue Dec 01, 2020 3:20 am

It must be depressing for those other guys to know Geno Smith, a man who sucks so bad he was once assaulted by a teammate after a game for it, has the best chance of winning a Super Bowl ring (as a back up for Russell Wilson, but still.)

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Post by pixel » Tue Dec 01, 2020 3:38 am

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It must be depressing for those other guys to know Geno Smith, a man who sucks so bad he was once assaulted by a teammate after a game for it, has the best chance of winning a Super Bowl ring (as a back up for Russell Wilson, but still.)
It counted when Tavaris Jackson got his, it'd count if Geno gets his own too :)

You could argue that EJ got the kiss of death from NFL analyst Bucky Brooks:
Wikipedia wrote:NFL.com analyst Bucky Brooks projected him as a top five quarterback heading into the 2013 Draft and compared him to Josh Freeman.
And I forgot about Matt Barkley! He was drafted in 2013 too and will be (probably) playing backup for Buffalo in the playoffs.

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You could argue that EJ got the kiss of death from NFL analyst Bucky Brooks:
Wikipedia wrote:NFL.com analyst Bucky Brooks projected him as a top five quarterback heading into the 2013 Draft and compared him to Josh Freeman.
I'm pretty sure it was known Freeman was an alcoholic by that point, right? I seem to remember my friend who is a Bucs fan and I joking about him being hung over when he had a bad game a few years before.

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Post by pixel » Tue Dec 01, 2020 5:24 am

Haha, it's the best theory I've seen about Freeman. The article was written in January 2013, and the Bucs had just finished 7-9 with new head coach Greg Schiano. The next season? They shipped him off to Minnesota where he made a lasting impression with only one start, and the Bucs had a MRSA outbreak.


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Ah, the Jerry Jones tradition of taking a huge shit on people you thought were good enough to hire. Never change.

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Ah, the Jerry Jones tradition of taking a huge shit on people you thought were good enough to hire. Never change.
Jerry Jones is the gold standard example of how being rich protects you while being a big piece of shit :olol:

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Post by pixel » Wed Dec 02, 2020 8:47 am

Now it's time for some Vikings shitposting


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Post by pixel » Tue Dec 08, 2020 3:40 am

Wow, it's crazy that he's been around for 10 years and was undrafted


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Post by pixel » Tue Dec 08, 2020 3:41 am

It was close, this man almost beat Minnesota

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Post by Bandit » Tue Dec 08, 2020 4:17 am

That baby's neck is too short to be his. He needs to go on Maury.

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Post by pixel » Tue Dec 08, 2020 4:38 am

Maybe it's a puberty thing?

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