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And by election time, no one will remember and we'll get a fuckstick again.
I remember growing up and thinking Howard was a fuckstick and the worst we could do...
How Naive I was.
Howard is 80 at the moment... I would take a dementia, alzheimers ridden 90 year old Howard over any party leader we've had since 2010.
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Maybe you should have built a better NBN, you useless cunts.

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I was about to have a rant, then I saw that Zoidberg said what I was going to say with less expletives.

SERIOUSLY THOUGH!?!?!?
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5 minutes until curfew!

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Dan Andrews is trying to extend Victoria's state of emergency status for another 12 months.

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I voted for the first time in 13 years! well I've voted every election, but usually it's just getting crossed off the list and putting an empty ballot in the box before getting the democracy sausage.
In my local council elections, there was a brief description of all the candidates for the postal only ballot.
The first one pissed me off so much, I spite voted the opposite way to what she suggested.

In a brief description of your platform, if you spend the whole time talking about yourself, and all else you mention is rates over the last decade, FUCK YOU!
Didn't even need to see the rest, because at a glance, the words I, MY, and ME didn't appear 400 times in any other candidates description.

Fuckin' elections!
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ian wrote: Wed Oct 21, 2020 6:52 pm I voted for the first time in 13 years! well I've voted every election, but usually it's just getting crossed off the list and putting an empty ballot in the box before getting the democracy sausage
Your first mistake was not writing "I am a fish" 400 times, doing a funny little dance and fainting.

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Skynet wrote: Wed Oct 21, 2020 6:58 pm
ian wrote: Wed Oct 21, 2020 6:52 pm I voted for the first time in 13 years! well I've voted every election, but usually it's just getting crossed off the list and putting an empty ballot in the box before getting the democracy sausage
Your first mistake was not writing "I am a fish" 400 times, doing a funny little dance and fainting.
:rofl: I'll remember that next federal election. "thumbsup
one day I do want to yell at someone to 'STOP YOUR FOUL WHINING YA FILTHY PIECE OF DISTENDED RECTUM'
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I voted against the one guy that was affiliated with a party, a LNP guy. Everyone else just wanted basic stuff like getting the local hospital fixed up a bit or girls changing rooms at footy clubs etc., etc. but you could tell this guy was just using it as a stepping stone to state or federal level. He even sent out how to vote junk mail.

He'll probably win because Mornington is a conservative area when it comes to politics.

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Fuckin’ LNP!
But Hospitals and women’s changing rooms seem like a better list of problems than my area.

The middle age women want doggy waste bins and off leash areas, Because normal bins and yards are not enough...
Helping retail.
And more funding for the schools that recently had completely unnecessary BILLION DOLLAR rebuilds.

I should run just to get the fucking potholes fixed and taking out the new street lamp that slightly annoys me at night... that’s just as important as bins specifically designed for just dog shit...
What the fuck is wrong with people?

I doubt I’ll even know who gets in.
It took me 4 months to learn the Prime Ministers name, such is my usual lack of interest.
But I’m feeling angry this voting season.
Probably because I’m not drinking at the moment...
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Ian, you’re stone bloody soba!

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Singing Horses on the West Gate. They got teargassed not long after this.

My Mum used to have the cassingle of this. It's a nice song but not really a stirring right wing anthem.



And in other parts of the city...


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